RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - Spider-Man

http://www.rifftrax.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=87

When Peter Parker is bitten by one of Columbia University's many genetically engineered "super spiders" (now we know what they do with their 6 billion dollar endowment) instead of doing the sensible thing and dying, he transmogrifies into an arachnid, extruding fluids from his spinnerets, leaping about, swinging and twirling just like a spider. But being a spider naturally puts him on the bad side of Norman Osborn, the charismatic head of OsCorp Industries who manages to find enough time in his day to moonlight as an evil goblin (played by real life evil goblin Willem Dafoe.) He also finds it difficult to manage his relationship with the beautiful Mary Jane, because, well, he's a freakish wer-spider. His exoskeleton alone makes it literally impossible for him to come out of his shell until it's time to molt -- and at that point he's too vulnerable for a relationship. It all makes for the most thrilling arthropod-on-human love and adventure tale ever told in the year 2002!

Joining Mike are Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett and several harvestmen that live in the corners of the studio. (Yes, we know that harvestmen are not spiders. And, no, theirs is not the most poisonous venom in the world -- that's just a myth.)

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Comedy

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[cerealmouse]

"I didn't sign up for a cage match!"

"Sorry, it's the law."

[ninjawraith17]

Jesus: "You ready?"

Randy Savage: "Bonesaw is Ready!"

RIP you lovable nut!

[scottbaioisdead]

@puberis all animals with exoskeletons have what would be considered "superstrength" being able to lift 20 times its bodyweight

[evildead818]

@HarmlessVampire13 me too

[inlovewithJLT]

"flitting around like a Twyla Tharp dancer"

ironyyyy

[2wingo]

Is it just me, or was Disembodio kind of a prick in this one? I mean, he's usually something of a prick, but here he goes out of his way to pick on Mike.

[shandelear]

ha ha, "Diabolik getup"...

[puberis]

@ManosthehandsofBones Yeah, that's another thing! Why did a spider give him super strength? How tough are spiders? I don't think of strength when I think of spiders. They can't even rely on strength to catch their prey. They need to trap them in webs. Weak! And they squish real easily. I think a superhero made by getting pricked by a daisy or something would have a little more strength than a spider man.

[ManosthehandsofBones]

@puberis but remember Peter is a fricken super hero

[puberis]

So Pee Wee gets beat by a metal chair until the chair bends and is fine, but the Hulk gets kicked a couple times and thrown into ropes and is out for the count? Is this why I have such a warped view of how tough I really am?

[544001]

such a bad scene

[HarmlessVampire13]

I would pay good money to watch Bone Saw play Shoots and Ladders : )