YOU SUCK, CHRISTMAS! - Official Video

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Part 2 of an Interactive Christmas Series.

To see Ethan Newberry's video, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btaf1sBC5JM

To see the Totally Sketch video, click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_eo2HKyxg

In the spirit of giving, the song is available to download for free on my website at http://www.taryn-southern.com.

Hope you all have a very happy holiday season!

Special thanks to Michael Gallagher and the folks at Totally Sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/totallysketch

AND, to my partner in crime, Ethan Newberry for his rad musical and editing skills:
http://www.youtube.com/thesampler

Written by: Ethan Newberry, Taryn Southern, and Michael Gallagher
Director: Michael Gallagher
Executive Producer: Mickey Meyer
Producer: Patrick Pope
Production Coordinator: Ricky Mammone
DP: Dustin Pearlman
PA: Brian Marzan
Gaffer: Trent Turner
AD: Chris Miller
Editor: Nick Gallucci, Ethan Newberry, and Brian Marzan

LYRICS:

Everyone on Christmas
Is jumping up and down
Why oh why on Christmas
Do I wake up with a frown

No one's house looks normal
with all those blinky lights
paper reindeers in their yards
it's such a tacky sight

I don't like the taste of peppermint,
eggnog or gingerbread
I don't like red or even green
I'd rather orange instead.

I hate christmas sweaters
and christmas jewelry
they eat nasty jello molds
And hang weird crap on their tree

It's minus 30 outside
and will be for awhile
But everyone keeps smiling
their creepy christmas smile

I hate shopping malls
and driving in the snow
but I feel forced to buy presents
for everyone i know

So I drink too much red wine
To ward off christmas party blues
I end up with a buncha crap
That I'll never use

There's always a pervert
waiting under mistletoe
I don't want your jingle bells
coming near my christmas bow

CHORUS:
I dread the christmas spirit
I dread the christmas smiles
I dread the christmas family time
I dread the christmas styles.

Christmas causes stress
Christmas gives me fear
Christmas makes me angry
Instead of bringing cheer
Why oh why does Christmas
Come every single year

METATAGS:
Taryn Southern, Ethan Newberry, Totally Sketch, You Suck Christmas, I hate Christmas, I love christmas, holidays, christmas videos, comedy videos, musical comedy, music video, holiday season, christmas fail

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Taryn
• Southern
• Ethan
• Newberry
• Totally
• Sketch
• Michael
• Gallagher
• You
• Suck
• Christmas
• hate
• love
• holidays

[xolovebugxo01]

thumb up if this was your last choice

[Theinfernalshadows]

Am I the only one that picked this because I hate Christmas?

[emilioazevedo]

this lady is a douche

[mrwonkaman1]

@Theinfernalshadows yes

[hetfield1995]

Fuck this, i came for the girl!

[council1988]

Haha, I watched this and I LOVE CHRISTMAS at the same time. Fun listening to them together.

[Mementox93]

Sneaky Hitler makes blitz apperance at 0:47!

[hypnomedusa]

i hate this bitch

[RoselieC]

@Theinfernalshadows well i chose this because taryn was in it

[ravenruffin1]

@GlassBluEyes16 really? cus i HATE peppermint it tastes soooooo weird!!

[GlassBluEyes16]

@Theinfernalshadows,, no dont worry I agree with nearly everything in this song apart from the peppermint part

[dani222fuklqo]

jingle balls xD