Here's Your Running Song

So it's been frequently proven I can't sing, but in the aid of a great cause I have no shame.

Matt's sponsorship page: http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-web/fundraiser/showFundraiserProfi...

Steve's sponsorship page: http://www.justgiving.com/SteveRosier

This is a cover of sorts of 'Here's Your Freakin' Song' by Bowling For Soup from their latest album: Fishin' For Woos.
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And here are the lyrics I muck up live:

Hey everyone - for years now I've been saying to myself, "Steve, why don't you run a half marathon?" - but then I'd think "I don't know, cos it sounds like a lot of hard work!" But then Matt James ran a full motherlickin' marathon and I thought - I'm gonna freakin' do this!

We've been training for so long
It's so my running shoes really start to pong
But it's so worth it, to raise some cash
Even if crotch friction starts to cause a rash

We've been training for months
Cos we're not chumps
Here we go!

Through sun and rain
We'll never give up
Anything you sponsor us is more than enough
We take cash or card
In every flavour
The only thing we can't accept is sexual favours
For Children with Cancer
We'll run hard
And you know we're gonna run long
Cos Matt & Steve
Run half marathons

And whilst my knees they do protest
My heart feels like it just may burst right through my chest
My feet are aching, my ass is too
If I were a horse by now I'd probably be glue

Probably should take a shower
I've been running for hours
(Phe-eeww!)

Over fields & roads
We never give up
Anything you sponsor us is more than enough
We take cash or card
In every flavour
The only thing we can't accept is sexual favours
For Children with Cancer
We'll run hard
And you know we're gonna run long
Cos Matt & Steve
Run half marathons

Never understood the rule
Of putting tape across your boobs
Now when running down the road
Feels like my nipples will explode
And behind a tree hope I don't do
A cheeky little poo
Don't want to be on the News tonight
Again...

(spoken)
So - uh - thanks to everyone who's sponsored us so far
To anyone who hasn't yet, well - we know where you live...
Just sayin'... Of course I'm just kidding...
But seriously - we do know where you live...
You know it makes sense...

Through sun and rain
We'll never give up
Anything you sponsor us is more than enough
We take cash or card
In every flavour
May even reconsider now the sexual favours
For Children with Cancer
We'll run hard
And you know we're gonna run long
Cos Matt & Steve
Run half marathons

(cos Matt & Steve)
Run half marathons
(cos Matt & Steve)
May do it in a thong

(spoken)
Of course Linus of Hollywood is doing a full marathon.
Don't forget that.
You can show him some love on the Twitter.
And he's probably got a sponsor page somewhere on the interweb.
Or you can sponsor Matt & I using the links below.
Really appreciate it. And we DO know where you live, by the way.
Okay, thanks, now I really have to go poop behind a tree...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• BowlingForSoup
• GreatNorthRun
• ChildrenWithCancerUK

[1Janet11]

this is awesome Steve!

[jamess88]

Fantastic cover! Brilliant job all!