KIDS SWEDE MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -- (We Don't Give A Frak)

Kids Swede Movies is back with a vengeance in this classic scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's King Arthur facing off against The Black Knight. It's only a flesh wound!

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DIALOGUE:
ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!


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[Eric Bolton]

This committed all forms of awesomeness wrapped in excellence sprinkled with fantastic...

[wedontgiveafrak]

Dude, this comment just made our weekend. Thanks for watching!!

[toweringtunes]

Excellent acting by all involved! Very entertaining !Great job!!!

[wedontgiveafrak]

Thank you!! There will be more soon!

[Richard Valiant Dyhr Hegelund]

yea this was epic indeedy, but i would like to see them swing their swords with a bit more fury , since they arent in fact real swords it dont hurt as much , in fact it makes you stronger (shhh) ´;..;.` Keep it Metal

PS The Black Knight always prevails

[wedontgiveafrak]

We appreciate the notes, and if we ever do something with fake swords again, we will make them swing as hard as they can!

[Richard Valiant Dyhr Hegelund]

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[kotosqopos]

Why is this so underrated?

This is amazing!!

[Craig Jutson]

could not stop laughing. thanks so much. you made my day!!!

[EquusMidwife]

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I freaking LOVE THIS! I haven't laughed so hard since I actually watched The Holy Grail! XD You guys are so awesome!

[Royal Preyz]

1:48 woman

[Erik Zarins]

THAT WAS SO FREAKIN ADORABLE!!!!!!!!

[xDi3hardx15]

Funny video, I liked it.

[Ryan Stewart]

This was awesome! I love Monty Python!

[VincentDeseers]

The Pythons would be proud of this. Sheer genius and great acting from the kids, going to tweet this video at John Cleese.

[Abdullah Barwary]

CURL CAMEL :D