Save the Whales

The untold story of the Whale Manifesto

One day, epicepicfaileb came home from a long night of binge drinking and doing the LSD. The 13 year old who had turned him down for a long night of mclovin, had put him in a sour mood. He sat down on his toilet to relieve himself. He suddenly tripped out and his toilet seat started to manifest into a boat. After he cleansed his bottom with the all powerful Charmin Ultra, he stared in disbelief down into the ocean in his tainted mind. Yes he thought he saw a whale. He picked up the dripping Charmin Ultra, and thus we have the Whale Manifesto.

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[JusmeAndy]

Thanks for your support, but not all of us fat person enjoy being called a "Whale". you need to seriouslhy watch Gaberial Iglesias on the 6 levels of fatness.

[katiegirl5786]

@JusmeAndy umm... who did i call a whale?

[netterstyl]

The only thing that's missing here is Chris Crocker. ...Actually, he could bring some sanity to this - which is pretty sad, considering.

Yeah, that Charmin Ultra is some good shit. (Get it? "Good shit"?)

[katiegirl5786]

@netterstyl yay! you read the description :) that's the best part!

[THELEADERlSBACK360]

The Whales are dieing. Their death was cause by choking on Howard Sterns cock.

[katiegirl5786]

GOOD POINT!

[DrTimeCop]

I killed fifty whales the other day, and used the blubber to suffocate every child in an orphanage.

[gbmcy]

Hey psycho crackwhore, Free My 6 inch Willie!!!!!

[dvssk8er3]

Nuke the whales!!

[5U5HIKILLZ]

That boom in the end scared me lol

[Auronshead]

nuke the motherfucking whales

[DrOrphious79]

Free Willzyx!

[BiowareNut]

It is deplorable when people abuse or exploit animals:(

[Deathrape2001]

U know it's kinda' sad how a pretty girl is wrecked by her own people, peddling poison 2 her, & inviting himeys into their own nations 2 trick their women into wasting their lives chasing dead objects, & fearing so much the natural order of things like eating animals - it's just a scam so U R 2 coward 2 eat what U want, let alone battle those who want U destroyed.

[Deathrape2001]

Hey there neo-commie suicide trash, U can't live without killing. Y not stop discriminating, U bigot redneck nazi fascist bla bla bla (did I leave N E thing out?) & stop murdering our leafy friends! =) Don't discriminate against plants just 'cuz they move really slow! Oh... the horror. U C a field of carrots. I C the holocaust =D

[NeverAloneForever]

Fuck you Whale. Fuck you Dolphin.

[djay230]

@katiegirl5786 lol i think jusmeandy is on acid ;)