Wrecking Crew - "Thalassian Boy" (Extended) Video!

Fraps + WoW Model Viewer on this one, so don't expect a lot more than a few gag pieces! Nevertheless, I liked this song a lot so I felt it required some loving.

Also, Setis keeps changing colors, but that's the fault of her for picking a damn Scourge skin. :(

Everlong:
This the ranger general
Yeah Sylvanas we about to get down (Get down!)
Who the hottest in the world right now?
Just touched down in Lordaeron
Setis get up off the ground (WHY!?)
Tell everybody to stroke my peen right now (OKAY!)
Poundcake didn't reach level forty (Uh...)
And yet he's riding my whore steed. (GASP!)

Sylvanas:
Take me on a trip, I'd love to go some day (Where ya wanna go?)
Take me to TB, I'd love to see Poundcake (Oh me too!)
I really want to (Yeah?), start cheating on you. (Oh, who doesn't?)
You'll be my Thalassian Boy. (And I'll be everyone else's)

Sylvanas:
He said Sylvanas these condoms are too big.
They must belong to some kind of Tauren guy
I started getting nervous
I didn't want to hurt him
So I just said you're just that big on the inside
He believed me which made me feel better
Because I didn't want to let him know that I'd been cheating
Whenever he was gone.
me and him got it on.
And the "him" I mean is Poundcake he would take me for a ride.

Sylvanas:
Pull my hair and smack me from the Bi-zi-ack.
You know that I like it just like that.
And I am a ho, you can hit it and go.
You are my Tauren Boy.

Poundcake:
Yeah we hit Sylvanas. (Okay)
Then we hit Alexstrasza. (Yeah)
Gonna hit up Abbendis.
Lanuria, Mishi, Setis. (WOO!)
What I mean to say is this --
Wrecking Crew's got your bitch.
Don't be actin' miffed.
You know she ain't mean nothin' kid


Sylvanas:
And I am kidding that's what I would say
whenever I accidentally screamed out Poundcake (Oh poundcake)
Which was a lot (Oh god)
he would hit the spot (Mm)
And thinking about him just got me so hot (Is it hot in here?)
everlong was trying I can't fault him that (*Groaning* Ya like that?)
But he was a needle Poundcake was more like a bat (*Bat sound*)
He would hit it, promptly split it
Then he would get away like he was acquited (OJ!)
He bit it like an animal. (Growl)
He ate it like a cannibal. (Om nom nom)
I took it like -- it was more than I could handle.
And Everlong is crying because he is a cuckold.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• WC
• Hurr

[Elriyan]

Hawt. If I were a guy, I totally woulda fapped. It's true.

[Gestahlt]

I have no idea why I hit "rank down" on this comment. So much for thinking you're fully coherent! Sorry, anyway.

I approve of your spirit of fapping.

[jermz238]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

P.S. Sometimes I do more dps as prot than fury. \@D@/

[Gestahlt]

You're so Olympian like that!

P.S. How do I sneak condoms past the flight master?

[Highwayleopard]

Fap fap fap

[Gestahlt]

SSOID.

[Meneztil]

rofl rofl rofl xD xD excellent xD

[Highwayleopard]

I am. And I did.

[Gestahlt]

OH MAN SALVATION UP IN THIS.

[Gestahlt]

It's the gratuitous usage of Everlong. I use my enemy's strength to my advantage.