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Uploaded by on Feb 16, 2011

I Have no idea how to advertise so if you like it do me a favor and post it on your facebook or twitter accounts. The lyrics are typed out below in case you can't read the lyrics that are already on the video.


I wake up in the morning and I look at your Facebook,
Your friends tagged you in pictures let's look at the ones they took
Damn girl you lookin good in that bikini and you would be so creeped out right now if you could even see me cuz
i got your facebook and a bottle of lube,
and them sexy videos that you got on youtube
and i'm watching them, the way i'm watchin you
you're not on twitter but i promise girl i follow you
and all your statuses... i click i like that
i'm writin all up on your wall but you don't write back
and i see you changed the status of your relationship
where the hell the button at so i can click i'm hatin this?

(chorus)
facebook stalker (repeat) you'll never even see me on your facebook bein creepy

when you update your status that's when i receive a text,
it seems like we are chatting and that feeling is the best
people tell me that it's creepy yeah because we never met
but i know all about you all because the internet
your favorite music and hobbies i know all your favorite movies
my favorite thing about you is that you play call of duty
i join up all your sessions girl and then i let you shoot me
it's like a KndyCtdBllt and your voice it is so soothing
i got me a droid so i can stalk you from my phone
so i'm lookin at your pictures as i'm walkin by your home
i recorded you talking and your voice is my ring tone
don't you feel so safe to know that you are not alone
my stalking skills yeah you can't knock it
yeah my stalking kills, and you can't stop it
got an addiction for you, and i can't drop it
so i'm all up on your ass like a back pocket

(chorus)
at night, i am looking through your window
if he makes you a wife well than i'll make you a widow
yup, you can think it's weird you can think it's scary,
but let me clear we are going to get married,
and you'll see, soon as someone introduces
you to me, you won't wanna chuck the deuces
you will think, that the guy you're with is useless,
plus he'll be found dead with no fingertips and toothless.

(chorus)
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http://www.youtube.com/user/MjdBeats

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  • HAHAHAHA

    dude you are awesome. I love that its like a scary movie beat like the "Halloween" type of beat ...

  • @hockeytown2009 Lol yeah soon as i heard the beat i knew that i had found a perfect facebook stalker beat.

  • That is true.

  • @BlazeWinz haha.

  • @WrapperFBStalker dude You sent me the message to see your video, i tought it was spam, i clicked the link by mistake, so i said "what the hell ill watch it", saw it, fucking loved it, showded it to my friends, they faucking loved it, and now its on our ipods and my ringtone! I love this song!

  • @TheROFLstudio LOL. That's awesome I don't even know how to do that.

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  • wat...the...hell?

  • Just deactivated my FB :D

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololol.olololololololololollo­lololololoolololololl.olololol­ololololololololololololololol­olololollololololololololololo­l

  • @cookiemonsta5546 an your a retarded gay ass whats your point?

  • Great video, but allow me to play devil's advocate...

    The knife at the end of the video.. shouldn't it be bloody?

  • Going to Fan of this :D

  • omg yhurr fucking gay asssssss! annoying fat ass

  • O__________________________O

  • omg omg where can i download this??? so epic!

  • @WrapperFBStalker 6 month of pure entertainment :D keep up the great work, I love my ringtone (this)

  • Well this suree is somthinngg..... iloove it thoughh! (:♥♥

  • Well this suree is somthinngg.....

  • <3<3<3<3<3<3I stalked your facebook to find this video<3

  • good video but the only problem is that everytime you go out in public and people recognize you from this video they'll think "Hey, it's that Facebook stalker guy" LMFAO! Don't know if that could be a good thing or bad thing. lol

  • lmao dam facebook stalker stalk me jerkng off

  • like if u think this is a tune

  • @WrapperFBStalker LOL !!

  • @CuzinRed12 LOL. thanks man. I have no idea how to advertise it so by all means do what you can.

  • I'm about to post this on my fb and every other place i can get this dudes face to. Its funny, but just incase he's serious, i wanna make sure the cops know homie. lol

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