"The Date Adventure" By Mark Lowry Music Video

LOL Mark is crazy, but this a big reason why we love him so much.

Lyrics:

Goin on a blind date

Got a call from Steven
It was just as I feared
Said he found my ideal girl
If I can overlook her beard

Another night out with a stranger
I just hope she's of the human race
I bought a dozen roses
figured how could they hurt?
And prayed my date would not be
Godzilla in a skirt

Then walking up to her front door
I fought the urge to run
Would this girl be my Cinderella?
Or another Atilla, The Hun

I got another blind date, I better close my eyes
Why do all my blind dates attract so many flies?
Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung.
I think that I'll stay a bachelor
Woah whoa, this is the date adventure.

Don't think that I'm picky
I know I'm not so hot
Getting ready for a date
Should not include a rabies shot
Why must dating be such a challenge?
Why can't it be fun instead?
All I want's a girl, not Mr Ed (hello Wilbur)

I got another blind date, I got a trail to blaze
Should I take her to dinner, or to a field to graze?
Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung
I think that I'll stay a bachelor
whoa whoa this is the date adventure

For the right girl
I would stick up my neck
and let her pick up the check
But I must wait
For my mate

Dating's the toughest journey
When you pick a wife you can't be wrong
So that's why I go on blind dates
And bring Alpo along, yeah

Oh got another blind date
I better get ready to hide

Got another blind date
So pass the blindfold please
instead of her number
she'll just leave me her fleas
Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung
I think that i'll stay a bachelor
This is the date adventure.

Come on this is the date adventure
Better close, better close my eyelids

Category:

Music

Tags:

• mark
• lowry
• dating
• parody
• comedy
• funny

[JustAThoUghtxxx]

I DO HOPE HE GOT MARRIED

[hoover4000]

he didnt

[sandsjames]

Lowery is hilarious. What's even funnier is that he doubles as a vocalist for the Gaither vocal band.

[hoover4000]

he DID double as the baritone for the gaither vocal band but he doesnt anymore :)

[uniquejule]

hoover, where did ya get all these?

[hoover4000]

i got all my mark lowry stuff from either his comedy videos or from various gaither homecoming videos.

[honeybeez123]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS VIDEO!!

My daughter is the bee in the video and is 25 now. It is hilarious to "the rest of us" that she is now an "internet star". Perfect for us to send out to her "blind dates." Thanks again

[demothiflame]

:( I tried calling 1-900-LUV-MARK. it didn't work

XD

[pearl1978wagner]

@demothiflame you to silly!! :)

[murphyjoan]

@ahnabanannah 

[Sing4More]

It amazes me that the man in this video actually wrote MARY DID YOU KNOW, a beautiful Christmas song. Wonderful christian man with more than one God-given talent. Way to go Mark!

[TimothyPertler]

@hoover4000 He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

[AllieVitalis]

The words are off.. but LOL!! XD

[ahnabanannah]

he needs to get MARRIED.

[dougreading59]

I love Mark Lowry's sense of humor and I love Steven Curtis Chapman. This is old but I still laugh everytime!

[ScottCooper136]

Mark is hilarious. Apparently, not genetic, Mark I love ya but your mom, Beverly, is not funny. I had her at Liberty thinking her classes would be funny. I was wrong.

She is a great lady but not funny.

[pcn2013]

LOL he totally would!

[Chrissigurl777]

lol me 2 :( too bad lol