Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia's Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when there's someone out there who truly cares for them.

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[Nork Chuckis]

Congratulations on discovering you're now bisexual. We're all supportive of you.

[SSBBBDD]

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[marcusantonio91]

I wouldn't put it past Santorum being a latent homosexual.

[Katherine Broderick]

1:32 -Ice cream at four o'clock...

[phdan123]

That's nice. Knocking someone up doesn't make you straight though

[Dan Mahr]

awesome



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Bi sexuals have more fun

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[NerdRagetastic]

Very inspirational you have helped me come out of the dark place that was once my closet. JK #YOLOSWAG4JESUS!

[TheMinxTail]

It's why I prefer to take the calm, perplexed tone that I did. Fighting someone who's out looking for a fight (with minimal effort, too) doesn't do much productive.