Bible Camp - Jesus Camp Parody

This song presents the back story for a minor character named Mike who appears in my book called Bible Camp. He's a camp counselor with an abusive boss. This song provides information about what camp was like for him when he was a kid attending Bible Camp. "Bible Camp" is a parody of the "Jesus Camp" movie.

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• bible
• jesus
• camp
• evangelical
• kids

[bhamgrad]

Read the Bible...many times....just another "funny" piece of fiction!!!

[kakashi76767]

Does he give the odds on a giant,invisible, unknowable, bearded white guy in the sky creating a cell? i would put that at 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000. get a clue nimrod.

[exposingthemachine]

Emmanuel = a being, an incarnated Pleiadian from the Pleiades system, a son of Mary and "angel" (also Pleiadian) Gabriel.

Born around 25-27 July. NOT December 25, the birthday of Sol Invictus (Dies Natalis).

True Christianity = Messianic Judaism, 1st-3rd century Christians, Nazarene.

False Christianity = probably all "Christian" religions.

"LORD" - the name of Bhaal/Baal (LORD), a corrupt collective translation by Roman/Catholic officials of Hebrew terms.

[booboowilson10101]

@kakashi76767 No one said anything about it being giant, invisible, unknowable, bearded white guy in the sky, silly human!

[shirleykirk]

@xomiakas

Wow, I didn't catch this post until after I posted my response to your "Who created the creator?

Could you give me some scientific information besides quoting from one angry atheists

"who is known for his vehement and sometimes vitriolic promotion of atheism and the evolutionary paradigm" Who used to used to be quite a good intellectual when writing about Biology until now he spends his time writing books spewing anger using name calling to anybody who disagrees with him.

[shirleykirk]

@xomiakas

That is a good question, I have thought of that myself. But by knowing that there is a Creator of the Universe, I have discovered that the Bible explains many of my questions. One is that God was not created;

The Bible makes it clear in many places that God is outside of time. He is eternal, with no beginning or end—He is infinite! He also knows all things, being infinitely intelligent.

Psalm 90:2

[xomiakas]

@shirleykirk Ultimately I prefer to stick with the facts we got and throw all the bullshit away-in bullshit I mean religion. Religion is dangerous because it gives power to the weak human minds to think they know it all(Dawkins said so himself if I recall correctly).In my opinion Religion is the most ridiculous thing created by man.The quotations of the bible truly anger me,because the book is such a joke. If you think the same then we are one the same side.If you're a theist- you're delusional.

[xomiakas]

@shirleykirk I think that it is impossible for the human mind to understand the origins of the universe and ultimately the creation of the multiverse simply because it is too early and we only melted the tip of the iceberg, when it comes to modern science. I too think that there must have been an intelligent mind which gave start to all this and this is understandable but let's look deeper - what created the creator? who created the creaters creator and so on..? what is the purpose of all this?

[shirleykirk]

We know that scientists agree that

They “…looked at an international assortment of genes and picked up a trail of DNA that led them to a single (individual) woman from whom we are all descended.” “We are finding that humans have very, very shallow genetic roots which go back very recently to one ancestor.” Michael Hammer, University of Arizona, Newsweek, 1-11-1988.

[shirleykirk]

@xomiakas

My theory is; the evidence points to design which requires a designer.

The designer is God

Romans 1:20

20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse,

"DNA is like a computer program, but far far more advanced than any software we’ve ever created.” Bill Gates, in the book “The Road Ahead” (Boulder: Blue Penguin, 1996), p228

[xomiakas]

@shirleykirk Where did man come from: whats YOUR theory? Maybe later I'll bring it down to you, but now I have no time.

[shirleykirk]

@xomiakas

My point is!?!

Didn't you in your last post mentioned a book written by atheist Richard Dawkins,

The greatest show on earth?

My point is that I am very familiar with Richard Dawkins' writings, I have watched several debates, etc. In everything I have heard or read by him, he does not prove evolution is a fact, nor does he have an answer to the question of where did man come from. By merely stating evolution is a fact does not make it a fact.