Green Velvet - I Don't Need This Shit (Answering Machine)

Monday 3pm

Hi Velvet, this is Taniqua. I hate to do this over the phone, but I sorta can't do it in person. I wanna say thank you for the engagement ring. I know you probably gave it to me after I told you Im pregnant and stuff. And weve been going together for such a long time butthe babys not yours so you dont have to worry about it. Ill always love you.

I don't need this shit!

Tuesday 8 am

Hello Mr Velvet. This is your landlord calling. Im calling to notify you that your being evicted from your apartment due to the excessive noise coming from your place and also the naked girl that was running down your hall last week doesnt help.
Soermwe need you to be out of there by Monday of next week. And please dont make any noise until then. Have a nice day.

I don't need this shit!

Wednesday 6 pm

Hi man name is Bob, Im calling from the Psychic Friends Network. Im calling to give you your horoscope for today.and it looks bad. As a matter of fact your life looks baaad. I say, stay in the house today, tomorrow and forevaa. Because your chart shows that your life is ovaa..

I don't need this shit!

Thursday 10 am

Hi Velvet, this is LaShaan. I know youre surprised to be hearing from me but I got your number from your mum. She told me that you wouldnt mind so Im calling youand Im going to keep calling. And Im going to be calling you today, tomorrow and the next dayDo you have a problem with that? I know you love me.(uncontrollable laughs).

I don't need this shit!

Friday 9 pm

Yo Velvet, whats up? this is your boy TyroneIm over here getting high with your girl Taniqua and shit.and she told me all the shit that happened. Man, between me you, I could have told you she was no good because she let me hit that shit once too before, you knowyou knowbut errhold on a second..( puff, puff give motherfucker... puff, puff give ) yeah shes fucking up the rotation..but err.Oh yeah man, I had this dope party at your crib last week it was the boooooomb.

Fuck this shit!

Saturday

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Green velvet - I Don't Need This Shit

Category:

Music

Tags:

• green
• velvet
• don't
• need
• this
• shit
• dont
• lyrics
• answering
• machine
• rap
• against machine
• cnc
• green day
• guns roses
• rage against

[jasminetea69]

who did the original? I love this song, been looking for it for years...good mix but I really want to find the original:-)

[tinytina666]

@jasminetea69 If I knew would've uploaded it - honestly don't even know how I came across THIS one in my itunes lol

[vjdjwaffelz]

it's amazing how dancing to this song while screaming the chorus and fist pumping can totally make some feel better about they're dissilusionment with life!?!?!

[tinytina666]

@vjdjwaffelz agreed bwahaa

[RINO92xxl]

wow this is terrable, the music equivalent of porridge with no sugar or jam.

[tinytina666]

@RINO92xxl .porridge with maybe honey - even maple syrup - but sugar or jam? That actually sounds awful

[TinnyLinda]

I don't need this shit! <3

[katonen74]

i need this shit!!!!

vaya puto temazo

[crimson6858]

Great show at the State Palace in New Orleans... I think it was '99

[fergusons080]

a tune 4 us ,,,,,,,,well party beautiful drug lovers x

[RespectThe80s]

Love this concept.

[JAIBIL28]

festiva gay 2000 in L.A. --------hi valvet this is tomicua.... i don need this shit"

[LastBastion9999]

As of 11/19/11, no one got the answer. I think I do.

This is The X-Press 2 Direct Line Mix from 2000. The Cevin Fisher mixes were part of this package. Also, the Danny Tenaglia and Timo Maas remixes of "Flash" came out roughly at the same time.

Enough time has passed, Curtis; maybe you can do a sequel involving the iPhone or something similar?

[1boyeee760]

I dont need this shit! Said that at work

[teemad]

@tinytina666 The original is by Green Velvet himself. However, I doubt this is the original mix.