Schaffer The Darklord - The Rappist

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[LizTheLyre]

@SolarPowerflashlite duuuuude..... you win at life. thank you, i can now rap with the Rappist. the song that is...

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Bass

How low can you go? Deathrow

What a brotha knows

This is the end of the track called "The Rappist"

And thanks for comin' out to the show

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Don't call it hip-hop because it really isn't

It's just a little different, did you listen as I did it

I just spit a mile a minute now I'll hit it 'n quit it

I'm only kiddin', you with it? You in it? You get it?

Well, I'm not the baddest or the fastest or the phattest

My name is STD my people call me the rappist

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Everybody, look at me Who's he? He's STD He's a geek, he's no MC Just who the hell's he s'posed to be And he's so, I dunno I know he's no rapper and that's when I go Oooh oooh That's the sound of the police but I really doubt they're coming for me Because I've done no crime, I'm just doin' my thing I'm the rappist known as STD

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Though I'm not implyin' that you don't know what you're doin'

But often times awful rhymes do ruin an otherwise fine insturmental

I think you should avoid ink and write with a pencil

And erase the parts that don't sound so hot

This'll all be covered in my workshop entitled "This is How to Write a Rhyme"

At least it's how to write it in a style that's mine

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Indeed, I smoke weed, I rarely write without it

But I don't really feel that means I need to rap about it

I guess I often write song by my formula

Which is 3 verses followed by 3 choruses

But never open going "yo, yo!"

When I hear a rapper do that I go "oh, no!"

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge

And I'm tryin' not to lose my head

In the west, I'm the raddest, I'm the best, I'm the rappist

In the street I've not a drop of cred

I almost always write my rhymes on a page of 3 by 5 notebooks I buy at Rite Aid

And I like to write 'em with a Pilot Precise 5, rolling ball, black ink, and extra fine

I don't need a titular line

Stickin' to my themes and write original rhymes

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre I got props for the real hip-hop Those who pop and lock to the beat of a boombox Who cock their Glocks and yell "Fuck the cops!" It's just not how I rock and I don't stop Everybody, look at me Who's he? He's STD He's a geek, he's no MC Just who the hell's he s'posed to be And he's so, I dunno I know he's no rapper and that's when I go

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre When a rapper says "throw your hands up" I don't

When a rapper says "make some noise" I won't

Bossing your audience is awfully pompous

So I'll never do it, that's the STD promise

I'll never battle rap or rap like I'm black

And I'll try to never lose sight of just where I'm at

Goddamnit!

And I'll never do that again

And by that I mean end a sentence with a preposition

[SolarPowerflashlite]

@LizTheLyre Killer outta sight, it's the rappist delight

When goosebumps are jumpin' outta your skin, I win

I don't dance, never, not a god damn chance

I stand in the back clutching a cup in my stance

One hand in my pocket, head nodding, hunched over

Sippin' cheap, yellow beer, clear out before the show's over