Welcome to My Parody Part 2

After that cunt threw a fit about this, I was afraid I would never be able to view this priceless gem again. But with the help of myself, I found it! Now, I can wake up every morning with a few encouraging words from Deven Green, and so can you!


Sorry I'm late, I gave myself a camel-toe and not the Dorothy Hamill kind. Let me put my hands together. You know, the one right down in my snackaterium, in my shaggy DA, in my messy cleft pallet, in my Mos Def, in the dirty old moose hoof, in my fuzzy mimosa, in my busy furlough. God, I could use some trouser gravy right now.
Something you may not know about me, I take in pure-breads and I give them a weave, then I tattoo eyebrows on them.
Well look at how big my vageen looks! It's a huge vageen, I've even had to underline it.
Now, when I put you down little doggy, you're gonna go run the camcorder, 'cause you're gonna tape this and I'm going to sell this. Oh, my thighs are so huge... watch me mount... (Suction noise) I'm now hermetically sealed to the bike. (Suction noise).
(Out of breath) Ok, I'm exhausted! Something else you didn't know about me (sigh), I like going to the circus, I like to play whack-a-mole or pound the beaver.
Well, I'm 100% 50/50 that I can get down to my birth weight of 5 lbs, 6 oz. Another diet tip is if you ever get too much of anything in your mouth, just spit it out. God knows I do! (Sigh) And with dieting, it's like life: as long as I don't bleed or cry, I'll do it. (Suction noise).
Give yourself a chest camel-toe by lifting screws and nuts right under your chin. Well done! Kudos me. I made myself pregnant.
What the hell is this words? Uh, the bottom line is, let me just paraphrase for you, if you... get skinny enough, you'll look like a lollipop: a nice big head and a stick body, and that's the goal, isn't it?
I just tattooed this cat this morning. Look at the good I do! Get the hell outta here. I'm a pirate.
Here are the oohs and on'ts of dieting, let me hold my vageen first. We're never, ever going to eat anything you see here, especially that. That has sprouts and lettuce and carrots; when you consume those, they keep growing in your stomach... and they make you puffy. They do... I tell you! They do, they do! That was acting, thank you.
My shirt just threw up on my head but if I hold my hands together and pretend I'm skinny, well, I hope you don't take umbrage with that. I'm so exhausted, but that doesn't stop me from reading porn to the blind. Standing and posing; it's just like pulling a trick, now isn't it? And you know how to do that!
You haven't? Well let me ask you this, who hasn't traded a little quick sex in a toilet cubical for a sawbuck before?
Well hello amorous congress stick! You know what's good in my mouth? This carrot. I never met a carrot I didn't like... except for THIS one!
Welcome to my ending! Remember when you eat, you're just a vacuum with nipples!

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[yorizzum]

Yes I do.

[brettiphone4]

brenda dickinson got Bdick #2 banned coz shes a cunt! FUCK YOU BRENDA! this is better then anything you've regurgitated. i hope your unitard shrinks and splits you in half vagine first

[otterboi26]

YAY!!!! So glad i found this again. Thanx

[Quantum813]

Im in the weird park of Youtube arent I?

[maxintaft]

Yeah this is great! Brenda can choke on a dick! Do you (original poster) have the file?

[FURinTeeth]

I have watched this so may times over the last year and i about piss myself laughing everytime

[trippnboi]

What the hell is thish words?

[P0cketGay]

Genius! I've watched this like 10 times already, and I'm still laughing!

[gcoxalaska]

funneee

[val31chick]

Thank you for bringing this back! I thought it was gone forever...my life is now complete!