ShamWow Song (Lyrics from Vince Offer)

FREE mp3, LINKs, & LYRICS here:

Watch the original commercial here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

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FAQ in the comments:

Did ShamWow pay you for this? No. A lot of our vids are sponsored, but this one is not. It was just something we had to get out there once we thought of it. Any ShamWow sales are just gravy for Vince.

Does the ShamWow really work? You can watch our live show from Feb. 26th to see for yourself: http://rhettandlink.com/blog/2009/02/27/393

LYRICS (from Vince Offer):

Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow.
You'll be saying wow
every time you use this towel.
it's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
it's like a sponge.

A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV!

ShamWow holds twenty times its weight in liquid. Look at this!
It just does the work!

Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine.

Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.

You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one.

Use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel.
Look at that! Completely dry!

Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ]

The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there.

You followin me, camera guy?

The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that!
It acts like a vacuum!
And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
See what I'm telling ya?

ShamWow! You';ll be saying wow every time!

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[adaira22]

The remind me of the band Flight of the Conchords

[zoeytito9999]

@TheRidiculousJokes what the hell? how?

[MannaBanana99]

Woa. Links facial hair.... just... wow....

[wordsRconfusing]

i have shamwow at home.. tbh it sucks face *sad head shaking*

[tarang390]

wow

[TableWolfMusic]

2:16 yuck

[Funner1342]

this add hasnt been on for agess

[MrTruckosaurusRex]

as a nonamerican and seeing this product for the first time. im must say i am very impressed and i did in fact think wow

[JJLD26ify]

Ironicly the Shamwow commercial came on while i watched this Thumps up if that happend

[123kaystar]

I don't know whether to look at Rhett or Link... I guess I'll have to watch it twice :D

[fade2BLACK2051]

Why am I hearing Tenacious D?

[gbv1517]

RHETT IS THE BEST