31 Jokes for NERDS!

Are you ready for a Nerdy Valentines Day? http://bit.ly/WekHqK
In which Hank tells some seriously nerdy jokes. Harry Potter, theoretical physics, Star Trek, Star Wars, Chemistry, Engineering, Philosophy, Math, Computer Science...it's all fair game.

I chose 31 because I knew I wasn't going to hit 50 and I wanted to do a prime number.

Nerd Jokes in Your Pants: http://yourpants.org/showthread.php?2...

I made this video before Humpy Hank became a thing...but something tells me that humpy hang is going to become more of a thing soon.

Other Jokes:
50 More Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4kL4...
50 Jokes in 4 Minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBsz...
50 Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Gvst...

Thanks to everyone who submitted (and continues to submit) jokes. It's been a long time since I've done one of these so I hope you enjoy it.


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
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http://nerdfighteria.info/

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[Ignacio Rios]

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

[Amanda Wassel]

My friend told me that Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date. I was like, "O Mg" but Oxygen also went on a date with Potassium. It went O K

[adam clark]

please do me of these vids

Nerdy stuff (not a joke) 3.14 spells pi.e backwards. (reverse the numbers)

[adam clark]

6 was in 50 jokes in 4 mins

[sooftw]

24

[MrWizzardx3]

You missed the Chemist's viewpoint on the glass of water... the chemist is the only one who recognizes that the glass is really completely full.

[su ann Yip]

The leg one?

[Mckenna Cisler]

#51! Two jokes in one!

[mrpengywinz123]

#23 a freudian slip is a term coined by sigmund freud, meaning any slip of the tongue where you say something that you didn't mean to say but were actually thinking, as in, a girl asks you, "how many candy bars do you want?" and you answer, "sex"

#24 rene descartes was the guy who coined the phrase "i think, therefore i am", meaning by not thinking, he wasn't existing.

[Alex White]

no i don't think you do XD

[earthling297]

there are 10 types of people in the world

those who understand hexadecimal

and f the rest

[PC10KandWE10K]

WOOT # 16