Cash for Christmas

Cash for Christmas

Christmastime comes once a year
And my good friends all want to hear
About the perfect gift to make me happy
They put it in a box and I unwrap it

I got a TV from a friend of mine
Met the same guy on the exchange line
I guess some people need a little more push
This time Im not gonna beat around the bush

I want Cash for Christmas
Just give me Cash for Christmas

My girlfriend gave me a green spice-rack
Department store wouldnt take it back
But give me dollars and Ill give you thanks
They take my money at a hundred banks

Thats why I want Cash for Christmas

They say its better to give than receive
Now theres one statement Ive always believed
But it takes two people to tango-dance
And Im give everybody else the chance

To give me Cash for Christmas

But I hear that Jesus Christ Himself was born this very day
His mother was a virgin and His girl a whore, they say
And I hear He died a beggar, a crown of thorns around His head
Oh this never would have happened if His Dad had listened when He said:

Give me an iPod, a pair of pants
Round-trip tickets to the South of France
I know you love me Daddy, that I can see
But if you want to do whats best for me

Youll give me Cash for Christmas

They say that love and hope and peace
Is everything a good man really needs
So Ill show the faith this world expects
And maybe Ill take some travellers checks

Oh no no, give me Cash for Christmas
Just give me Cash for Christmas
If you think giving hurts you should try this
And give me Cash for Christmas
I just want Cash for Christmas

Merry Christmas

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• christmas
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Okay so who is this singing?