The Tiger Man, a music video.

Presenting Really Pathetic Productions' second music video from those whacky guys at http://www.reallypathetic.com . This is a parody of The Highway Man song by Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson using headlines about Tiger Woods. The voices were done by Ezra Mann, lyrics written by Rhys Kaan (Grey of classicbattletech.com) and fiming was done by Lin Mann. We'd like to thank the guys who made the original song cool and would encourage everyone to send this to anyone with a sense of humor.

Lyrics:
The Tigerman

I was a famous man. Along the roughest roads I was coached
With caddy and sponsor by my side
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a golfer shed his lifeblood on my swing
The tabloids hung me in the spring of twenty-ten
But I am still playing.

I was a golfer. I was borne upon the green
And with the sandtraps I did abide.
I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico
I went ashore and nailed a Russian in a pool
And when the news broke out they said that I should be killed
But I am playing still.

I was a spokesman for products far and wide
Where Sony and Nokia did collide
All forms of merchandise were mine to hawk aloud
I slipped on a Miri or Tash or Nikkis discarded thong
They dropped me quicker than their annoying cellphone ringer
But I am still playing..I'll always be playing..on one field or another field or another field

I drive a car real quick across my too large drive
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my concussed head if I can
Until my blonde wife clobbers me again and again
Or I may play possum until someone finally steps in
But I will remain
And I'll be back to play a field again, and again and again and again and again..

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• parody
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[Godmann3]

That hurt my eyes.