Hot Stylz Newest song YO MAMa got a MUSTache!!!(With Lyrics)

Why yo grand-daddy gang bangin'
And yo mama booty be stankin
Why yo brother got them lil' gym shoes on
Yo sister? she nappy headed

You light skinned like michael jackson
But yo mama and them dark like michael blackson
No money back when you did your taxes
Oodles and noodles for lunch and breakfast

T-shirt little
Got a big ketchup stain in the middle
Lil dirt tpain you a stripper
Short hair due with a bang in the front
Pony tail in the back
You smell like baby similac mixed with a dill pickle

And you got a black front tooth
Yo mama got a mustache bigger then mine
And got a size 14 in a timberland boot

[Chorus:]
Yo mama dirty
Yo daddy dirty
Yo sister dirty
Yo brother dirty
Yo dog dirty
Yo turf dirty
People got jokes and I know you heard me
What's up with that? [x4]

Yo mama got a mustache bigger than yo dads
What's up with that?

Yo mama
Yo daddy
Yo greasy greasy grand-nanny

She got wholes in her draws
6 feet tall
Tall enough to play basketball

She fonky
And you busted
Why you walk around smelling so musty
Looking like ezell off friday
That's a damn shame girl you dusty

Get yo goofy ass out of here
With a face like midget mac
Yo wig off track
And yo butt so flat
Do apple bottoms sagg?

Yo mamas on crack
Rock her hair look like a dust mop
Yo uncle smell like dookie
And he live behind a bus stop

[Chorus]

Oh hell naw
Yo buddy cute but you pop
Yo daddy work at the corner store
And yo mama stripper name is stop

Yo mama look like a man
Yo man look like a kid
Yo kid look like a "miniature fire marshall bill"
but with a wig.


Yo booty stank and you musty
Plus yo clothes dirty as hell
Yo air force ones all busted
You had them since last year

Yo 10 year old sister pregnant
And yo mama mad cause she caint get with
Yo little brothers idle is michael vick
And yo uncle real name is harriet
(Ooooo)

[Chorus]

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[D7r2E]

lol, rapping about yo momma and daddy and other assorted famiy members. lmao! better than rapping about drugs, guns, and sex.

funny as hell, gogogogoGO

[storie4ful]

T-shirt little Got a big ketchup stain in the middle Lil dirt tpain you a stripper Short hair due with a bang in the front Pony tail in the back You smell like baby similac mixed with a dill pickle Yo mamas on crack Rock her hair look like a dust mop Yo uncle smell like dookie And he live behind a bus stop This is my 2 fav parts

[masterawesome11]

This is song is dedicated to this ugly girl named Daniela!

[DG33456789]

rock dhaa hell on homie!!! yall sumn else!!

[deathgreack]

how did i get here from skyrim play throughs?

[MikaylaBadgett]

hoels n tha draws 6 feet tall tall enough to play basketball lmaoo wtf too funny

[renea925]

man thhis is so funny!!!!!!



[smdrem]

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

[chocolatethunder491]

Yo mama yo daddy yo greasy headed granny she 99 she think she fine she break it down like frankistein

[HyBRiiDxScope]

@dethshalo99 you stumbled on a good song ;)

[dethshalo99]

Wtf did I stumble onto?

[RaKayla1412]

wow that is so roung if someine talkin bout u just sing this song thay cannt say nothing then