Rest in Peace George Carlin

My little tribute to a truly great man. I will never forget him and the influence he has had on my life, and the world.


I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium.
A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.
I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.
I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.
I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.
I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.
I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.
A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.
My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.
I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the F-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-core—no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically-formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.
And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.
I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough.
Over and out.

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[eldukedrino]

good tribute to a great man :)

RIP from saudi

[YoungWisdom1701]

@eldukedrino He was definitly the greatest. =) Thanks for watching.

[SatansLittleGamer]

What was the name of the song on this video? Please post a song title and artist name. Thanks.

[YoungWisdom1701]

This is Shadow of the Day by Linkin Park

[WarTortuga]

I miss him :(

[YoungWisdom1701]

Me too.

[btownmxer]

George Carlin was my hero. Growing up I used to stay up late and watch HBO just to see george carlin. My mom used to get mad because she thought I shouldn't be watching him because of his foul mouth. But even as a teen growing up I loved his logic and sarcasm. I go to the mall and laugh every time I look around at all the fat motherfuckers lol. RIP you old fuck!

[HotWoods]

If there is heaven, that is the place where he will never enter. Shit, too bad he is dead.

I'll miss him.

[SebKnowlton]

The world really does seem a lot less special without George Carlin.

[KILLEROFGOD]

@thewikileaksfan No, he's yell up at us. :)

[kevster778]

George Carlin....Dead

Bill Hicks.....Dead

Greg Giraldo....Dead

Jerry Seinfeld...ALIVE!!!  I HATE THIS PLANET

[thewikileaksfan]

I think he is up there smile down on us :)

Rest In Peace George Carlin

[matthewthehighlander]

my condolences

[MakisOfEquinox]

@McJiZzLeSChLiTz at least someone gets it XD

[MakisOfEquinox]

i do love george carlin and linkin park and i thank you for making this video to honor him but personally i disagree with the song choice

[McJiZzLeSChLiTz]

You are all wrong. George Carlin is not resting in peace. Hes just dead... and thats exactly what George wanted.

[koonsmachine]

Now whenever I see George I get really sad. Then I hear him and everything's okay.

[markeyboy66]

George was my hero too....the only "celebrity" I ever hoped to meet and thank. I can recite almost all his stuff verbatim...yet I can watch over and over and over. People who remember him for the 7 words(though that was groundbreaking) are missing the depth of this man's genius. When he died, people were calling me to offer their sympathies...I was actually walking around in a daze for a while, and still can't believe that great mind has been turned off...RIP George