Miss Jamaica

Miss Universe contest! Here's some of the dialog:

HOST: Maxeen, tell me about your outfit.
MAXEEN: Well dis ah one, ariginal artical outfit dis ya.

HOST: Maxeen, what would you do if you became Miss Universe?
TRANSLATOR: Im waa knowww, wuh di first ting yaah do if yaah win dis ting.

MAXEEN: Lemme tell yuh, first ting right! Dis, dis contest ah one eediate bizniss dis ere. Dem ah surround me wit a bunch ah maaga maaga white gyal, who naah eat noting but raatid Sahlad. An mi c'ar fine nuh oxtail an no rice & peas nnoo place. An mi tired ah dis eediate bloodclaat white bwoy ah ask mi... dis eediate bloodclaat white bwoy ah ask me mi bizniss yuh know, yuh muss tell im fih g'weh... bumbuhclaat!

(Their facial reactions kill me every time i watch this)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Miss
• Jamaica
• jamaican
• universe
• Beenie Man
• Bounty Killer
• comedy
• patia
• accent
• Caribbean
• west indian accent
• Funny
• Humour
• Reggae

[kmbrlybrntt844]

show me one jamaican who actually sounds like tht and i'll laugh.

it mek we soun' dum

'im is down right everything she said tho

[kmbrlybrntt844]

tht girl is in da kink in my hair, a shw i think is a poor representation of who we are as j'cans!

[Nadz4Christ]

it wasn't even "almost funny"! 

[jadanekeyes]

she nuh easy

[strawberiDelight1]

Mi neva say dem tings

[RoxyW1214]

ah boy......mi laugh mi laugh!!! LOL!!! video too funny!!!  I love this skit!!

[paracme]

Me also does hate rahtid salad and maga-maga white gyal favah string, an me is a 'hole white man.

[2s2bs]

thas some serious jiggalumps

[krazy97kid867]

i don't find this funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[dearlord902]

white boy is a ass