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brilliant! please make vol. 3!
ncarbo 3 years ago
Nice subtext on the absurdity of the human race..... I'm trying to work out how the freudian penis makes its mark. Perhaps the protoganists penis is unable to erect because of the day to day stresses that force him to drink and therefore lose his labido.
My name is Mike Healey
OurDad 4 years ago