Achemd Jingle Bombs; with lyrics and caption

Jeff Dunham is hilarious (if you want a lockerz.com account, pm me w/ ur email =) )

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
but not through checkpoint B
thats when I got shot in the ass by the US military

Oh... jingle bombs jingle bombs
mine blew up you see
where are all the virgins that bin ladin
promised me

Oh jingle bombs jingle bombs
a soldier shot me dead
now all I have left is this towel upon my head

I use to be a man
but every time I cough
thanks to Uncle Sam
my nuts keep falling off!

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work perhaps it would be much safer as a convinent store night clerk

Oh.... jingle bombs jingle bombs
I think I got screw don't laugh a me cuz I am there or
I kill youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
I kill you!

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[ilovian]

I think I got screw don't laugh a me cuz I am there or

I kill youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! he says that? isnt it "laugh at me because im dead or I KILL YOUU!!" i think he says that lol..

[x38four]

thnx a lot! i wasn't too sure about that

[megahobo112]

goodd no people will be killed everybody liks it aahahahahaha

[ilovian]

ok thankss :) I KILL YOU

[Crazx94]

He sings "US solider"... not "a solider"...

[alexriderproductions]

lol