This is "R'' with my first video. ITs a prank call to Yankee Candle. I was pretending to act drunk but i was just being funny. The lyrics are below. Hope you enjoy!
Me: Yes, Hello Madowuieoru?(didn't know her name)
Her: Hello
Me: I have many complaints about your candle!
Her: Im sorry?
Me: I have many complaints about your candle!
Her: Mhmm?
Me: First! I lit this thing up...
Her: Mhmm?
Me: And it wasnt really what I expecteded.
Her: Okay? Did you not like it?
Me: Well, What happen was hot Goop came out of it
Her: Hot Goop?
Me: And I put my hand in it and it burnt me and it hurt pretty bad.
Her:Mhmm
Me: Number 2. This hold was horrendous. (she picked up right away) I waited over 15 minutes!
Her: Hold for what?
Me: To get to YOU!
Her: To get to me.
Me: Yes Ma'am.
Her: Did you call the store?
Me: What store?
Her: This store.
Me: No. I call the company.
Her: The company. Okay ummm Are you trying.. Are you making a complaint about the candle or do you wanna return it errrr
Me: I. Yes. I want ..... DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M COMPLAINT?
Her: I'm just asking.
Me: Yes. It is
Her: Ok. If you um.. If you wanna umm... If you wanna do return you have to bring in the candle its self. And um... We can if you wanna ??/????????
Me: Well. I got mad one day and... I'll break it down for you... I got mad one day and I accidently threw my hand in this goop you got going on with your candles.
Her: Mhmm?
Me: And the next day when it harden, I shook it up and it was really loose and that got me kinda disappointed too.
Her: Ok. Well your not suppose to stick your hand inside of um wax. So that could have effected the causing of it.
Me: The glass broke dough.
Her: The glass broke when you threw the candle.
Me: NO. I didn't throw any candle.
Her: You just said you threw the candle.
Me: No. I didn't. Excuse me?
Her: You said you threw the candle.
Me: I threw a ball at the candle. I didn't throw the candle. There must be some misunderstanding here.
Her: Okay.
Me: Okay? Now. Number 3. The scent of the candle is Horrendous
Her: Okay.
Me: It irritated Me nostrils.
Her: Okay. Well like I say, if you don't like the fragrance, you can take it back to the store and get a different candle.
Me: And also like what i said my candle's broken.
Her: Because you threw a ball at the candle. Is that right?
Me: No! I did not throw a ball at the candle.
Her: Im sorry. What was your name?
Me: Jimi.
Her: Your names Jimi. Okay. Um if you want to leave us your number we can call you back or you can call us if you want to return a candle.
Me: RRRRRR. I dont have a number. Im using a payphone.
Her: Well the only thing I can say is that you can bring the candle back.
Me: But that doesn't help me. I broke the candle.
Her: But it doesnt matter if you broke the candle.
Me: I threw it at a window.
Her: Ok well you can bring the candle back.
Me: I dont have the candle.
Her: Well then I cant help you.
Me: Well. Your welcome for your help.
Her: OK bye bye
Me: Bye
oops,i meant yankee candle women not yankee women
AKUMAGEN2 1 year ago
awesome prank call to yankke candle,i also saw a american greetings prank call,are you intrested in seeing it rbprankcalls?also,here is a joke message to my best friends who work in yankee candle and american greetings(they are all women and the stores are in my state,anyway,here is the joke message,american greetings women and yankee women,you are all my best friends but you all must be invaded and destroyed from my earth
AKUMAGEN2 1 year ago
Gee I hope when you grow up and are working at McDonalds you get prank phone calls so you can see what its like.
brittwit789 2 years ago
So funny!
traverslee 2 years ago