starbucks unruly customer- ( and what your barista really wants to say when they get one)

starbucks unruly customer.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• xtranormal
• everyone loves a fireman
• everybody loves a fireman
• coffee
• starbucks
• rude
• mean
• drink
• pastry
• apron
• funny
• hilarious

[lrksprfirefighter]

They didn't have a guy with a green apron, but I'm sure you can figure out who's who. ha

[feddy66]

...Extra hot....Soy....No Foam...Venti....I dare anybody to make that work properly on one pitcher of milk. Fuckin' dare you.

[roxybabie627]

So I got this yesterday.

"Can you break a $100 bill?"

"I can but you will be getting $5 bills back is that ok?"

"NO! That is not ok why can't you give me bigger bills back? Its 2011 why can't you break a $100"

"Sir it 2011 everyone pays with credit cards plus it is just corporate policy if you have an issue with it feel free to email or call starbucks I will give you the number"

"You call them. Stand up to the man"

[ScienceWinsEveryTime]

@feddy66

1) Pour a small amount of extra soy before steaming.

2) Don't OVER-aerate or allow big bubbles as you do. (Most likely the problem.)

3) Pour.

4) Scoop out initial foam.

5) Re-pour until any foam is almost spilling over the brim.

6) Slide side-edge of spoon under leftover foam and lift out.

7) Stop making excuses.

[falloutforever88]

every time i go to starbucks i feel like a pompous douche just saying vente mocha frappe no way could i ever work there

[unicornpearlz]

You should read,"Pretending You Care" it's HYSTERICAL - and talks about what retail employees wish they could say and how to survive crazy customers and loopy management

[vegstacie]

@feddy66 Venti no foam is easy. Tall no foam is a bitch....

[feddy66]

@feelthepainness You're totally my hero. Every time I get one of these people I just put on the nicest smile until they literally feel bad and apologize....and tip bigger. Or if they're not just having a bad day and are actual pricks, watch as all the regulars who love us give them evil eyes, and lol at them.

[feelthepainness]

@feddy66 I did once....By filling the cup up 1/3 of the way with hot water. ;)

[TRASHRAVEN]

@daonlybambino lol,, yay you threw your credit card on the counter im so sorry that we are forcing you to pay, yes is a f*cking honor to receive your money , i always dream of throwing the card back at them or scratching the back of the credit card but sadly i need the job so i just have to fake smile

[abnormalp2010]

@NoMSG what? are you high?

[NoMSG]

@abnormalp2010 Right! And the darned television idiot box is from Satan hisself!

[abnormalp2010]

@roxybabie627 paying with credit cards is for people that like to spend 30% more than they should. i pay cash only credit cards are evil