Funny ABC Daytime Sponsor Tags and Annoucements (Parental Discretion Advised)

Some hilarious sponsor tags for the ABC soaps that are just TOO HOT (or too ridiculous to be believed) for the daytime audience. The summary of voices/sponsors are as follows:

Loving (1991)--Ken Lamb v/o for HIV, from the makers of Ayds (yes, the diet candy).

Loving Closing Credits (1991)--1. Unidentified female voiceover (a parody of the later SoapNet voicever "artist", who, circa 2008, did announcements for the SN original series 'Being Erica'), promoting World News Tonight's 'Person of the Week'. 2. Brad "Cla'ence" Sanders, in a departure from CBS, voicing plugs for MacGyver and Monday Night Football. 3. Bob Saget pitching Full House on Tuesdays, followed by his interruption by, and argument with, Tony Danza over the Who's the Boss? relocation. 4. Ernie Anderson's completion of the Saget/Danza spot. 5. Ken Lamb previewing that day's All My Children.

All My Children (1994)--Bill Rice v/o, Hoover Vacuum Cleaners, followed by said advertisement

One Life to Live (1994)--Ken Lamb v/o, Trojan Condoms, followed by said advertisement.

General Hospital (1994)--Ken Lamb v/o, Ayds Diet Candy.

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Entertainment

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• ABC
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• Cla'ence
• Sanders
• Loving
• 1991
• All
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• Children
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• Life
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• General
• Hospital
• 1994
• MacGyver
• Monday
• Night
• Football
• Full
• House
• Who's
• the
• Boss?
• HIV
• Hoover
• really
• sucks
• Barry
• Manilow
• Trojan
• condoms
• commercial
• Ayds
• diet
• candy
• AIDS

[theladiesman0607]

This is so funny!

[theladiesman0607]

Hooray for the king of ABC Daytime, Ken to the fricking Lamb! He's numero fricking uno! Betta recognize, people! :) Long live Ken Lamb! :D

[FutureNewsAnchor]

HIV, from the makers of Ayds Diet Candy!

[MrRetroCommercials]

Eww!!!!

[TheAccount2econd]

WAT O_O