Episode 34 - Pirate Barrel

Eli's Dirty Jokes "Pirate Barrel" Facebook this joke! http://on.fb.me/gX8zSP Subscribe!! & Join the Eli's Dirty Jokes Fan Page on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/elisdirtyjokes The captain tells a new recruit about a pirate's life out on the open seas.
Created by James McFadden and Tyler McFadden Animated by Doug Bresler

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• Tyler McFadden
• James Tod McFadden

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[MrHaloGuy1000]

Here, I got a pirate joke:

A shipmate comes up to his captain and asks, "Captain, why do you change into a red shirt before battle?" The captain replies, "So if I get injured, my crew won't see my blood a lose hope." Another shipmate climbs down from the crow's nest and tells the captain, "Cap'n! There's twenty British ships coming our way!"

The captain turns to the first shipmate and says, "Fetch me my brown pants."

[jake12321222]

Here is a pretty good one:

There is a captain on a ship and a few crew mates. One of the crew members comes up to the Captain and says, "Aye Captain, what is the steering wheel doing in your crotch?" The Captain replies, "AR matey, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS" TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[flowers1912]

That's nasty.

[wwefan12372]

ألله أكبر

[katakung95]

@harvestech Because he's gonna sh*t himself >_<

[harvestech]

@MrHaloGuy1000 Why & what brown pants for?

[0katra0]

OHH SHEEETT LOLOL

[MrHaloGuy1000]

@Psycho5275 I don't even know who that is so yeah

[Psycho5275]

@jake12321222

Robot Chicken

[Psycho5275]

@MrHaloGuy1000

Yeah cuz we didn't hear it from Bill Engvall already

[GoldenRaptorStudios]

So that's why the sea is so salty...