What Would Yahweh Do?

Lets just be thankful that people dont remind themselves to act in accordance with the answer to the question What Would Yahweh Do?.

Christians can be thankful that Jesus himself didn't do that. (However, with the invention of eternal punishment in hell, one could argue that existence under Jesus is worse than under Yahweh: at least with Yahweh, once you were dead, he was finished with you!)

What's certain is that we can only pity the people who lived in a time when the law of the land was based on Yahwehs ideas about justice and love.

When biblical references are given in this video, Yahwehs eventual responses are either direct quotations from scripture, or accurate representations of the scriptural accounts of the actions he took. (eg, although he didn't say 'frigging' in the Bible, he DID cause a wall to fall, killing 27,000 people, and he DID order that children, infants, and camels be killed, etc).
I confess to an error though: Yahweh did not send his spirit to help Samson kill just 30 more people. Samson's last murderous act was a massive suicide attack, and "he killed many more when he died than while he lived" (Judges 16:30). I noticed the error when putting the finishing touches on the video, so I apologise to both Yahweh and Samson for not giving credit for so successful a massacre where it was due.

Another error pointed out Feb 8: it was Elisha, not Elijah, who was teased by the kids and on who's behalf Yahweh had the kids savagely ripped limb from limb by wild bears. I'm not sure whom to apologise to for this: I guess Elijah. I'm sure he was a sick fuck in other ways (most Old Testament characters were), but perhaps I slandered him by making him out to be the bald-headed pussy fairy-boy that Elisha actually was.


MUSIC: Mainly "Uranus" from Holst's Planets, the piano piece at the end is from the finale of Saint Saens' Carnival of the Animals.


Hint to creationists:
This video is about neither evolution nor the second law of thermodynamics. Therefore, dont talk about those topics in your responses.


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In German:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHQvL_7bZP8

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[DawnOfTheDead991]

If God was so concerned about our sins, why didn't he just say, "Hey earthlings, I forgive you for all your sins which I cursed you with to begin with." instead he sends himself, who supposedly died for the sins he named and cursed us with. Someone only had to believe in him to go to heaven, so a mass murderer rapist can get into heaven while a good man who doesn't buy that crap suffers torments in hell. What a hypocritical religion, Obviously Jesus didn't love the ones who didn't accept him

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

@blackkakari  Hmm... I'd never thought of that... ya know, come to think of it that actually makes more sense than the Christian version...

[artsHscience]

This is the most entertaining video you made since the early stick figures.

[ddduuurrrppp]

@ajazinggirl there is only one thing i can say to a prick like you..... fuck you if you really belived that there was a heaven then kill yourself this world neither needs nor wants your stupidity

[advers1078]

@GriiiiiiinD No it's more like a son who left home, looses all he has including his home, goes to his fathers and say dad I got into debt and lost my home, can I stay with you? till I find a new job and father replies NO, when you left home you didn't call me once each week so no, stay homeless.

[zthomasack]

@GriiiiiiinD No, it's like someone coming to your door and you turning them away to eternal torture in Hell, but nice attempt at a metaphor.

[Rind0Man]

@GriiiiiiinD But isn't God omniscient? If so he knows everything, and knows what you have done in your life. In your reply, the context states that we, as the house owner, do not know the reliability of the statement the unknown person had given. He could easily be a serial rapist trying to deceive you. Why does God have to be such a ego centric maniac that believing in him is at a higher priority then being humane....it's ridiculous.

[GriiiiiiinD]

@DawnOfTheDad991

Think of it like this, if i came up to your door and said to you: "Hey, Ive been a good person all my life, I'm here to live with you!" You'd probably say: "No, i don't know you go away." Its the same with God, yes you've been good all your life but if you don't know him, how should he know you? You should create a relation with him by praying and following his teachings.

[ADTRnABR]

great video, really funny :P Also, amazing music to go with it.

[DarkArktic]

@j919or You may ask God to work through you, but how do you know that he truly does? All of the actions that you have taken are yours. They are your decisions. Supposedly, God wants you to make the right ones. But how?

[j919or]

The fruit of the SPirit is love joy peace etc. I was skeptical too until it happened to me and it happens over and over each time I yield to His control of my life.

[j919or]

@DarkArktic When i confess my pride as sin and ask God to take control of my life, it happens every time. Its like Im addicted to God.