Crouching Moron, Hidden Vengeance (PART 1/6)

This is the movie that everyone has been waiting for. The epic comic monstrosity known as Crouching Moron Hidden Vengeance! A story of revenge, white stuff, and Happy Little Elves!

A young man's grandfather was murdered by a sadistic killer, and the young man swore to get his revenge by any means possible. Somehow or another he loses his memory during his journey, and encounters many incredible people along the way, such as the loveable Octavio, Drug Lord Extraordinaire, the sword-flinging stud, Sword Chuck, the drunken martial arts master, Master Bourbon, and of course, the Happy Little Elves.

Join Peter Rotard as he begins his quest for revenge! It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you laugh until you cry!

PROJECT HISTORY: Crouching Moron, Hidden Vengeance started back in 2006, where we all had voices that made us sound like we were all gay (well, almost all of us). During production and even filming it was a hit with the locals we showed our work to. We even made promotional multimedia, including promotional pictures, CMHV-related commercials (such as Master Bourbon's Bourbon), and even a series of episodes called Life with the Rotards (one episode of which can be seen here on YouTube).

Filming of the actual movie had ended in 2007, and it was ready for editting. Our previous editor, who prefers to go by his Internet name, 911GuiltyJerk, did a great job in editting the initial movie. Unfortunetely, near the end, he lost all the data, along with some footage that we could never recover again due to certain scenes being tapped over. The CMHV project seemed to have died in the year 2008.

Near the beginning of 2009, the idea was revived by me when I asked for the original tape during a friend's birthday party. I spent many weeks after that, carefully editting the movie until it reached as close to perfection as I could get it. What you see before you is the results of 3 years worth of work; some of it half-assed, the rest well done in an attempt to cover the half-assed part.

Music titles and their respective owners (as legit as I could get them) are found at the beginning of the ending credits. Don't forget to stick through the credits for an added surprise!

Thank you for watching. Please leave your comments down below.

Sincerely,



Zachary Bearg
Redline Productions



PS: This movie is being split into multiple segments for the sake of length, and also because I have dial-up, and it takes FOREVER to upload videos on dial-up.

Category:

Comedy

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[TheKNH86]

Hello, Guess who!

[HoundofDarkness]

Wow, there I am, grandpa rotard! oh yes and 911guiltyjerk's "amazing" camera action... wow that skcus.

[HoundofDarkness]

Fake First

[RedlineFilmsCrews]

It's about time, GOSH!

[911GuiltyJerk]

first!