She is I.T (Computer Nerd Love Poem)

So I scanned her body and came back with a clean registry.
Even though I'm an IT guy who failed science, i know her and I could have some chemistry

But I am just a 1.0 port and she's a super-fast USB. And even though I set my sights at 1080p, and im connected to her heart with wifi and 3g.. Ill never be able to download all of her static beauty. and even if she shuts me down, she'll never be cleared from my memory...

I should remote over to her.. but what if she thinks I'm some weird stalker..
Cause I'm not the best talker and what if she's equipped with a new-age popup blocker. Or we don't compute, annd I get put on Mute.. Man I wish google maps could have given me a better route...a

Maybe I should just Power Point and show her I can Excel at Word and that I got a positive Outlook... and remote assist her heart so I can .dot.. all over her face.. book.

Fuck.. I really wish I could execute a script that told me what to do; like how to Overclock her CPU or invite her back to myspace so she can google my yahoo.
And wake up early in the light of the day and just plug-n-play.. plug and play. And god damn my memory full of ram and ram. And never keeping score.. then maybe take me to her daddy's house to meet her motherboard.

Ohh man this lady is powering me on, making me feel so alive..
She's slowly turning my floppy disc, into a 1 million TB Hard drive.
Cause Yes.. I'll say it again, cause I want it to be known.
This chick is totally giving me a new, shiny white.. iBone

I just wanna Hack into her pants and give her a full scale analysis
But I'm bringing my Trojan, cause she may have a worm or some nasty virus

I know I have the skills, but I never updated my nerves
I wanna copy and paste my lips off of mine onto hers.

I would climb the highest firewall, just to be her man.. Maybe then she'd understand. I want her to give me all the permissions and full access to her LAN. I must be going insane to think she's let me be the controller of her sophisticated domain.

I bet you'd never guess for her I'd format my life and Clear out the mess, Oh yes!! a totally new and tweaked O/S.


So I turned on my anti-virus, what's the worse should could do to me?
Asked her number and she shut me down. Literally.
Well, believe it or not.. she's just another slot.. and even though she broke apart my heart? I'll just move onto the next girl. Time.. to restart/

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[IFeelCaged]

haha nice

[Cubixstep]

This is great mate!

[THEGreekCowgirl]

Haha. So nerdy. Love it.

[mustyshitlap]

Branscombe I love you. return to EBWF.

[Weepngprpht]

Yes