Emo Kids --- A Story in Pictures

Dear Diary

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward
I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab my heart because I love you" and "Rip apart my soul" and of course "Stabby rip stab stab" And It doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either...like that guy from that band can do....some days you know...

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it's so dark. And it's suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye" and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said that I like girls I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo

Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo

I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don't get me ya know
They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy... well, a couple guys ...but still, I mean it's the 2000's, can't two...or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay
I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways
I don't know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me...you're my best friend
I feel like tacos

Those are the lyrics. All credit to the dudes that sang it, Adam and Andrew apparently are there names. Not mine.

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[blahblahmr]

Looks like 69 people are emos. Interesting number.

[djsjafgabgadfbsavfma]

Oke I'm tired of people who can't take a joke.

I'm an ex emo and I, for a change, can find these things funny. If someone made a youtube video telling that emos suck and should die or something, and were serious about it, then ofc tell your opinion, agree, disagree, but this is a song made as a joke. People also makes songs as jokes about stereo types of white people, black people, pop people, alternative people, religios people, everything.. It is a joke. Get over it.

[ChaclateStaFish6]

This is so not true. You treat us emos like we are some kind of animal. I am tired of these videos on youtube. You should be suspended.

[GothicAngelXoX1]

Not all emos slit their wrists! I'm goth, not emo but I'm just statin a fact.

[Perfectxlmperfection]

Most of you are complaining about how " Emo " people whine to much and about how they are fucking " Retarded ". I have a few words if you don't mind, which I'd still tell you even if you did give a shit--

I'm going to ignore the bitchy comments you guys comment on this. But honestly. How about you quit whining about us " Emo " kids. I know this video is a joke. But your comments, are also a joke. They of course make people laugh. You think your big and bad. Grow up. " Emo " kids are people....

[4EverMusica]

Emo does NOT stand for emotional. Emo is a GENRE OF MUSIC. Which died out long ago. I'M NOT EMO, YOU'RE NOT EMO, NO ONE IS EMO. I listen to "emo" bands. And I used to cut, and was suicidal but I was NEVER emo.

[cmorino1988]

if ur an ex emo then u should know wat it feels like ok. emo isnt just a label it stands for emotional. they probably have something going wrong in their lives that we dont know about and they dont have to share ok djsjafgabgadfbsavfma all of u that r teasing them need to knock it the fu** off and leave them be. jesus f***ing christ i feel like im baby sitting

[cmorino1988]

lol aw poor kitty



[nintendopotterfan]

Fuck you ass hole! I'm emo and we have feelings like everyone else, and we have reasons for cutting you motherfucker! So why don't you learn to grow up and stop acting like your in fucking grade school motherfucker!!!!!

[Wirwin69]

Emo's are idiots... Cool music, cool hair, makeup and black clothes are cool with me, but FUCK! You guys need to stop with the fake ass whining... It's getting old...

[MultiGhost141]

emos are ppl too...ppl of hatee

[fidfjbioejmnbhiowr]

what the hell this fucking user is making fun of emos... fuck u.. they are humans

leave them alone!