NewsBusted 3/5/10

Topics in today's show:

-- Obama's approval rating at new low

-- 20k workers to be laid off from space program

-- Russia won't support Iran sanctions

-- Matthews: do Limbaugh and Hannity believe what they say

-- AP: Bill Ayers a "former radical"

-- Rubix cube 30 years old

-- 92-year-old Holocaust survivor evicted

-- 22% of women forced to have sex against their will

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[kimblers]

Hey GenY,, Chill out and have some bacon.

[mykol13v]

Nancy Pelosi's "Don't Peek" Health Care Bill is so great... Why wouldn't the American public go for it?

Was her Dad a Used Car Salesman?

[TheTMA1]

Would that be the occupied land they took from you when you fucked with 'em. Well you shouldn't have fucked around with the little guy who can kick your ass.

You lost - they won - they get it - you lost it.

Page 28 from 'The Book of Bokonnan'. Everything is as it should be.

[genYprogressive]

OMG. YOU ARE COMPLETLY FULL OF SHIT.

Israel was not attacked in its borders they were only attacked on the occupied land that they refused to leave. On top ot that Israel only pushed through after violating 2 cease-fires on 10/22-24. They lost that war and Egypt got back there land.

And for the last time......Stop bringing up religion, because if bullshitting was a religion you would be the pope.

[TheTMA1]

That was not a war it was a battle. It was a batttle in the Yom Kippur War from October 6 to October 26, 1973, when Egypt and Syria crossed cease-fire lines to enter the Israeli-held Sinai Peninsula. A cheap surprise attack on , the holiest day in Judaism. How nice! Istael drove the shit out of 'em right back to where they belonged. However it resulted in one thing Israel no longer trust the sneaky bastards.

[genYprogressive]

Nobody Palestinian is talking about the 1939 White Paper. Yet Israelis are saying they are entitled to the 1922 White Paper.

Ass Kicking? Tell that to the IDF that tried to take Suez City in the 73 War and lost 87 tanks and were sent home crying.

[TheTMA1]

You TOLD me? Ohhhhh! Wow!

Fuck off muslim turd - go hump some stupid empty headed idiots leg that is looking for some stupid religious lies to fill his evil heart with.

Look up Reality, Truth and Revisionist History - Because I told you to.

PS - So you also know that mohammod was a lying pedophile murderer and also the perfect man?

Nice goals.

Also you haven't addressed taking back Israel - still reeling from your last ass kicking?

[genYprogressive]

I asked you to look up Plan Dalet.

What does it just hurt your little brain to read one page about Israel's plan to ethnically clense all within there borders on the day of the Partition? Or do you just not want to read something that you don't want to believe?

I never once mentioned religion so stop bringing it up it is irrelevent.

[TheTMA1]

As I said - YOU LIERS! What is not clear about Your pedophile murder lieing promitting god is not clear to you?

I have rebuked 2 of your revisionist histories with REAL WORLD FACTS just as you have asked and you still 'JUST DON"T GET IT. Mohammod is a pedophile murdering bastard as are all who follow Halil Bin Sahar - Lucifer - The son of the morning - The Cresent Moon and star - Satan - Evil.

Israel kicked your muslim pedophile Satan loving asses.

[genYprogressive]

Go to Wikipedia and look up Plan Dalet.

You are like the debating equivalent of the drunken barrom pest that gets knocked on his ass and staggers to get up and says OK WHITCH ONE OF YOU IS NEXT.

[TheTMA1]

More Revisionist Lieing muslim turd history. No wonder you are considered 3rd world countries.

It comes down to this - your pedophile promoting god promotes LIEING.

The God of Abraham, Isaaic and Jacob ( The GOD of the JEWS and ISRAEL )commands that the truth be told.

So say what you like - I know what you are - LIAR!

Every thing you have written is a lie and contradicts all known and truthful history. For your gods sake kill yourself and go get laid.

[genYprogressive]

The total Zionist forces were more than twice the number of the combined Arab forces. This would be diffrent if Jordan had joined but Ben Gurion made a deal with them so Jordan would not attack in 48.

Your bullshit argument was destroyed once again so give it up. Burn your David Horowitz and Joan Peters revisionist history books stay warm and put them to good use.