MICHAEL BUBLÉ talks to his audience at Aviva Stadium, in Dublin

Michael Bublé talks to his audience of 45,000 people.
Aviva Stadium, Dublin. 24th September 2010.

Michael:
Yeah! Dublin - welcome to the Aviva Stadium ladies and gentlemen. It's my great pleasure to be here and I feel very fortunate to be the first entertainer to grace this place. Even though it's cold as shit out here. We need to huddle. Maybe we could get naked and huddle. Or we'll die! I wanted to do this, I said I would, that I needed to... I've played for thousands of people; 24,000; 25,000, but this is ridiculous! Could you lift up the lights because I just want a moment to take this in, I want to... incredible.

Thank you so much. So much. It's been eh, it's been about two years since I was here last and I know that so many things have changed in your lives. And eh, they changed in my life too. I'm very proud to tell you now that I'm engaged to be married.

God & I love you, thank you so much - for the few people who clapped - thank you. Even though I'm aware that most of the gentlemen in the audience just looked over at their girl and went 'Oh god, he is so gay'. And if it was true I would come out and tell the whole world, I would be proud. And I would bonk you in two seconds, sir.

For those of you who wonder why I wear the ring before getting married -- because I know that you do, I can see you pointing to it -- it's because, the girl that I fell for is from Argentina and in Argentina, the culture there is that when a boy and a girl get engaged, the boy also wears the ring. That's what she says to me anyway. She could be lying to me, but I'm so scared of her that I would do almost anything she says.

Have you guys ever been... has anybody with and Argentinean girl? Not the girls. If you've been with an Argentinean girl then you'd understand that they're different than any other kind of girl, they're tougher. You know what I mean? Like, If Tiger Wood's wife had have been Argentinean, he would not have slept with another girl. It's not funny. It's not funny -- he got so lucky he fell in love with a Swedish girl, and she caught him doing the shit and she came running on out with a golf club going "{*Michael chants something Swedish-sounding*}". I know they don't sound like that but in my head, she sounds like that. I promise you if that was my girl, she'd just say 'I am going to cut your feet off' {Michael puts on an Argentinean accent}.

Anyway, I'm here to entertain you, I'm here to do lots of things, but one of them is to change the thought of who you might think I am. And I know because I sing romantic songs some people think this is going to be like a Sex and The City 3 soundtrack thing. But it's not. But it isn't.

Well, I'm well aware that maybe people like you -- {Michael points to a member of the audience} maybe you dragged your husband to the show tonight & that's cool. Or maybe not, no? He dragged you? Oh my god he is so gay. {Michael laughs}, look how serious you look now! You're like "{Michael folds his arm and pulls a funny face like the guy's in the audience, laughs, and gives him a 'thumbs up'}".

Anyway, listen, it is cold, there are 45,000 people here tonight. I like you people. You're salt of the earth people -- real people. And I know that. And I know that's why I can say this to you. It's not like I'm singing in London tonight, or New York, or Paris, where people live so far up their own ass they don't know where they are. So, so tonight is your night. If you want to dance -- you get up and dance! And if you want to sing -- you get up and sing! And if there's somebody from London sitting beside you and they say "{Michael puts on an English accent} Excuse me please, we're watching Michael Bublé's show, sit down'. You say 'Go fuck yourself!'

Are you ready people!? Than lets start this party... with the most depressing song ever written! -- I'm going to start the party slow, I promise, it's going to get going and by the end you'll be shaking you booty! Yeah!?

This is a song that was made famous in the early '80's by a group called Billy Vera and The Beaters. And so now, I shall like to pay tribute to them by singing the melody of their hit...

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[TheMissBeauty101]

I really thought he was classier.

[MsEmmajane30]

i was ter on da sat nite,it was fantastic,wat an amazing voice,da end of da concert i was cryin.cant wait 2 c him again.xxxx

[cavanfl]

I was there. He was AMAZING

[LaaChlofacee]

I love that man soo much. Amazing night. Don't know what all the fuss about echoes is about, I could hear everything perfectly.