U.S. Bank collections v Peter Löwenbräu Griffin

A small mp3/video of some fun I had with a visa collections agent today. I talked to them when I knew I was going to be short of cash because I couldn't get enough work. I called them beforehand and they told me they weren't interested in anything but their money. As their policy of "Only our fucking money matters and you and your family can starve to death because we don't care" so I told them they could get my payments from the last bailout they received. Not willing to take that for an answer they called back a couple of days later so I had some fun.

I edited down some of her long pauses, they're trained to do that to make you feel like you have to talk. It's how they try to run and steer a conversation but toward the end you could clearly hear the exasperation in her voice. Sadly I had to hang up the phone because my wife needed me to help her in the bathroom with Barbara Dawn.

Hope you get as much of a laugh from it as I did. Look forward to some more in the future I'm sure.

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• U.S. Bank
• collections
• agent
• credit
• phony phone call