Chooch to Gooch: The Ten Steps of Disco Dancin' - Bobby Braciola

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Bobby Braciola is at it again with his latest release "Chooch to Gooch - The 10 Steps of Disco Dancing". This song was created to teach the world to dance disco at any age or ability! Bobby Braciola demonstrates his "10 Steps" with this awesomely catchy tune! Oh, and FYI - A "Chooch" is the Italian-american slang for a "loser" type character, and "Gooch" is what you are when you're hip, happening, smoove and all decked out in the latest fashions like "Gucci".... get it? Watch this video, learn the moves and impress your friends! Let Bobby Braciola show you how to go from "Chooch" to "Gooch " in "Tree minutes"... Ain't it?!!!

LYRICS:

CHOOCH TO GOOCH (THE 10 STEPS OF DISCO DANCIN') BY BOBBY BRACIOLA
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY BOBBY BRACIOLA AND GUIDO FETTUCINE
MUSIC VIDEO DIRECTED BY DAVID BETTENCOURT
PRODUCED BY BOBBY BRACIOLA
PRODUCED AND ENGINEERED BY BEN MESITI
RECORDED AT MAGIC BUTTON STUDIOS
VOCALS BY BOBBY BRACIOLA, RHONDA MCENANEY, KATIE MANCHESTER AND ERIKA VAN PELT




LYRICS

HEY, HOW U DOIN'? I'M GONNA SHOW YA HOW TO GO FROM A CHOOCH TO GOOCH IN TREE MINUTES, AIN'T IT?!

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL OF Y'ALL, WHO LONG FOR THE DAYS OF THE MIRROR BALL.
I'M GONNA SHOW YA WHAT IT TAKES TO SHAKE YOUR TUSH, GIRL. GRAB AN APPLE OFF DA TREE AND TROW IT IN THE BUSHEL!
YOUS CAN VARIATE DIS ONE IF YOU CHOOSE. THIS IS HOW YOU KNOCK THE STRUNZ OFF YA SHOES. IT'S CLASSIC DISCO, CAPISCE?!
THEN YOU REEL IN DA TUNA WHEN YOUR AT THE BEACH!
FOR MAXIMUM TAN, I HOPE YOU SHAVED. INTERLOCK YOUR FINGERS AND RIDE DA WAVES!
OH!! LOOK OUT FOR DAT SHWELL! IT'S TIME TO REACTIVATE YOUR GEL.
AWWWW FREAK OUT! IT AIN'T A TALL ORDER; DRY YOUR BACK OFF WITH A TOWEL WHEN YOUR OUTTA DA WATER. OH YEAH! WE'RE HALFWAY THERE...FREESTYLE!!

CHORUS: WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR THE DISCO LIGHTS, AND YOU FEEL THE GROOVE, IT'S A DISCO NIGHT. EVERYBODY'S JUMPIN' AND THE BELLS ARE RINGIN', IT'S THE 10 STEPS OF DISCO DANCIN', SWINGIN'!!

YOU'RE TOUGH. YOU AIN'T SOFT. MYAGI SAYS "WAX ON, WAX OFF". (TJ: WAX ON, WAX OFF)!
NOW YOU'RE READY TO TAKE ON CATO, SPAR WITH MY PAISAN PETER MANFREDO.
NUMBER 8 IS GREAT, YOU'RE GONNA DIG DA TASTE. TO MAKE YOUR OWN WINE YOU GOTTA CRUSH DA GRAPES!
IT'S TIME TO ACT LIKE A REAL SPACCONE AND FIRE YOUR WEAPONS LIKE AL CAPONE!
I KNOW YOU'RE READY TA DO IT ALL AGAIN, BUT I GOT ONE MORE BEFORE WE END... IT'S DISCO DANCE MOVE #10. YOU ANOINT YOUR PARTNER WIT YOUR SHWEAT, DO THE SPIN OUT,
AND THAT'S WHAT HOUSEROCKIN'S ALL ABOUT!!

CHORUS/VAMP

ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY TA DO IT ALL AGAIN?
PARTY PEOPLE IN DA PLACE SAY "HOW U BEN?!" SAY "HOW U BEN?!"
GRAB AN APPLE OFF DA TREE AND TROW IT IN DA BUSHEL! REEL IN DA TUNA! RIDE THE WAVES AT SCARBOROUGH! TIME TO REACTIVATE YOUR GEL! DRY YOUR BACK OFF WITH A TOWEL!
WAX ON, WAX OFF! WAX ON, WAX OFF! SPAR WITH MY PAISAN PETER MANFREDO!
CRUSH DA GRAPES! AND FIRE YOUR WEAPONS LIKE AL CAPONE!
ANOINT YOUR PARTNER WIT YOUR SHWEAT, DO THE SPIN OUT.
AND THAT'S WHAT HOUSEROCKIN'S ALL ABOUT. AIN'T IT?!!!!

( TIME 3:48 END: COLD)

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  • MAKE MORE VIDS!!!

  • That is definitely 100% Rhode Island. North Providence, anyway ... and Federal Hill ... and Johnston ... and western Cranston ... and the north end of Westerly.

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  • This is so funny!!!

  • Not only is he a good rapper but he's serioulsy the Best lawyer in RI... LOL no joke...

  • Hilarious. Happy New year everyone!

  • this is blooming brilliant!

  • I love this video! Disco is great but throw in a chill guy with some tunes and moves and it's even better. Thumbs up!

  • This is extra funny for me because my dad actually knows the main guy in this

  • only in rhode island

  • okay

  • this video is great!!!

  • Why do I have an urge, when watching this video, to drag race a Monte Carlo SS either down Mineral Springs Avenue, 146 or Route 4?

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