Attending a Mormon Church Service - Made Simple

A simple explanation of what to expect when visiting a Mormon church service.

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Education

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• mormon
• church
• service
• attend
• sacrament
• meeting
• sunday
• school
• lds

[IamASheep]

So in order to find a church closest to you, you have to give them your address, not just a zip code. That way they will have your address so they can send Missionaries to your house...oh those sneaky Mormons.

[corbettdc]

Mormons are crazy weird

[TomMilnes61]

If only the real Gospel or the real Jesus were represented

This might not be to bad. Morman doctrine is not in harmony

with Biblical teachings. Bread and water?

[TheThunderduck]

If you are thinking of attending a Mormon service, turn off your brain and do not think. You are hear to be brainwashed, not learn anything. After the prayer, be sure to praise the Supreme Sun God of the Egyptians, Amen-Ra. Yes, this is where "amen" comes from. When the sacrament gets passed around, understand that though Jesus gave wine, Mormons give water as Wine is Verbotten. Unless you are Joseph Smith sitting in the Carthage Jail. Then it's okay to drink alcohol.

[digger629]

@CameronBischoff

You claim one thing with your words & believe just the opposite with your heart. Why do you deceive people by saying you teach out of the Bible? You know for a fact, you only teach "some" things out of the Bible. For instance, the Bible teaches there only one God, that God is spirit, not flesh & bone, that Jesus was virgin born. You are in opposition to the Bible on these points, yet you make believe you are students of the Bible. You are not no matter how loud you cry.

[DaBluedude100]

This is fucking crazy... Lets spend 3 hours a week wasting time in a overdone meeting hall with a bunch of crazy people... yeah that sounds great...

[IExposeMormonism]

@CameronBischoff My name is there because I own hundreds of original publications, many Mormon, covering all aspects of Mormonism. Jesus can't be a polygamist and a monogamist. He cant be both a monotheist and a polytheist. Someone is right here and Mormonism isn't right.

[IExposeMormonism]

@CameronBischoff Chew on this:: Adam=God Doctrine. A polygamy revelation that "nullifies all non Mormon marriages and contracts, threatens wives with death for non compliance and defines innocent blood. A polytheistic god who was once a man and became a god thru "works", this god was born into a world of pre-existing matter and is just a god among gods. He also impregnated Mary. Jesus is also a polygamist. Chew on the absurd Abraham Papyrus and the plagiarized stolen BofM, with 4000+ changes.

[CameronBischoff]

@IExposeMormonism and 2000 years ago? yeah lets see 2000 years ago there were apostles, prophets, missionaries, no pay for the administers of the church, sounds to me like the mormons are the closest thing to christs church 2000 years later dont you think? food for thought pal.

[CameronBischoff]

@IExposeMormonism look, i understand what youre saying, but you are not listening to what i have to say. last time i checked, a christian is anyone and EVERYONE who believes in christ, and "Mormon" is just a nickname, they are called the church of JESUS CHRIST of ladder-day saints. and lets say even if their teaching differ from other christian faiths, that doesnt make them bad people. if you want to know what the LDS teach, why dont you try asking one instead of assuming shit?