DPS [WoW Parody]

DPS
A Parody of Try Again by Aliyah.
Machinima may be coming soon in the new year :)

Lyrics:
It's been a long raid,
I shouldn'ta left you (left you),
Without a new class to heal you (heal you).

What would you do?
If I refused,
To heal my way,
Through another raid?
Would you get mad?
Would you rank me down?
Would you type in caps?
With an added frown!

I know this raid,
Needs a healing class,
But I just can't,
I just can't be assed.
I wanna chill,
Using little skill,
Oh, I wanna be,
In my DPS treeeeeee.

When your guildies start to wipe,
Blame it on the tanks, ignore the hype,
You knew that you was healing all the time (all the time).
And if blame is placed on you,
Quickly change spec and DPS,
Quickly change spec and DPS (DPS).
Ohhh.

When there's a wipe,
I'm dying last,
I'm so damn good,
At my healing class,
I don't even look,
At the healing bars,
I don't even res,
I just point and laugh.

These healing bars,
Are in my dreams,
N' they won't go away,
So easily.
It's all I can see,
On my gaming screen,
Wish that I could be,
In my DPS tree.

If you don't wanna heal it all the way,
You might be healing on the first raid,
What about the next raid?
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Say you don't wanna heal this all the way,
Can Healers type 123 now?
Get your DPS gear -
Out, out, oh, oh.

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Category:

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Tags:

• sharm
• taintedlore
• wow
• world of warcraft
• DPS
• parody
• try again
• aliyah

[kabukishadow]

rule one of tanking if a healer dies its the tanks falt...

rule two of tanking if tank dies its the healers fault

rule three of tanking if a dps dies its there own damn fault lol

(this is wat was told to me when i started to learn to tank... and i pass on this wonderful wisdom lol)

[80Spriestapocalyptis]

I hate tanking, bad healers can't keep up with my chain pulls. I know how to interrupt and when to use my damage reductions etc. and how exactly they can't keep up is beyond me. A good healer has no problem and usually gets bored and tells me more lol I love when they tell me that :D

[SuperJohnsheppard]

@80Spriestapocalyptis a good healer is always bored, i ask every tank in a random to just pull the entire dungeon but they never do instead ask befor every pull if healer is ready, who been on full mana ever sicne he walked in the instance

WTB fast tanks~!!!!

[ladyerickson70]

@kagagiou the you pull it omg huntards that think they are tanks with pets piss me off not that all hunters a tards and pull shit they cant handle

[vavra222]

Lol, as feral dps, we recently did few pulls on Algalon 25man, and i managed to aggro so much and actually die (pure skillz dps), using Cower, getting Salvations and still i died coz of aggroing :D, i managed to blame tank for such a low threat/sec and paladins for not putting salvation on me more often.

[TheAccountnamestolen]

Healing is completely faceroll now, I actually love when I get tanks in resillience gear in HoT dungeons it actually presents a challenge lol.

[spencegame]

@kabukishadow sorry you can't keep up with 50k dps

[Superwolf480]

@kagagiou That's why I'm a feral Druid w/t flexible gear

[goneinaflash21]

@kabukishadow alright first good advice but also very bad and dangerous because rlly who does more dmg the the DPS people that tank can do alot yes but a raid is mostly DPS people so if u let the DPS people you can mess up the raid alot , i know because i am a DPS and it messed a lot of raids when half the DPS people died

[AzgalorZee]

@kabukishadow as a hunter this was the first thing I learned : protect the healer, don't pull off the tank....and then what you said XD

[kagagiou]

@kabukishadow

Thank you! Someone else who kept that damn phrase alive.

1) IF Healer dies, Tank's fault.

2) IF Tank dies, Healers fault.

3) IF DPS dies... Thier own damn fault (should've known better)

That is tanking mantra. You have it on the nose. On that note...

4) You pull it, YOU FIGHT IT! Should be added.

That should slow those jokers that pull mobs instead of the tank.

DPS death during AoEs... Get out of the Circle / Fire.

[Borohockey28]

@kabukishadow Dis be true young bass.