He's Hung Like a Horse?

So we were sitting at Tequila's when this dude calls Lori. Supposedly they say he's hung like a horse...so I just randomly made horse noises while she was on the phone with him...and this is what follows

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[bully129]

There are dudes with 5 inch peckers that can blow a woman's mind in more ways than one in the bedroom.

Plus, even if you have a relatively small johnson, you were given 10 fingers and one tongue as back up.

[iHasaComputer]

Lol, niggers.

[AugustusLarch]

I think I was a horse in a previous life. At least that's what my girlfreind thought.

[philipthefish1]

@ANTIDALLARD then again whats the point in having a nice face and a big pair o tits when we only got one pair of eyes?!

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 Common misconceptions told by ignorant people. YES, the vaginal canal is wider after childbirth, but it does not REMAIN that way forever. Through simple kegel exercises, a woman can regain a tighter vagina.

Also, queefing or "farting" out of the vagina has nothing to do with size. It's merely air being trapped inside the vagina (from the thrusting of the penis) and being expelled.

[dru713281]

@KitsuneBozu1 if so then why do female coworkers tell me that the reason this happens is to women who have had kids without a c section or women who have sex with multiple partners everyday and toys that widen the vagina.through these actions the vagina gets bigger thus making it very wide and loose therfor what some has told me what happens when these women have sex is they make vagina fart noises or how the young ones say, dam that pussy was so wide open i made the pussy fart! why is this?help

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 That's not even kind of a reference to the inside of a vagina. It's a reference to pants being pulled up too high, and making the labia majora appear in the shape of a camel's toe. You are severely misinformed.

[dru713281]

@KitsuneBozu1 if that is true then where do we get the camel toe reference where from what other men tell me it is as big as it looks trust me!

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 No, it's still true. The vagina does not change shape or size after childbirth. Right after childbirth, yes, the vagina is different, but it does not stay "big." With age, there is a natural dragging down of the labia, but the inside of the vagina is unaffected. Therefore, my statement is still true.

[dru713281]

@KitsuneBozu1 from the facts in my book i always thought that to be true, i mean i see more big women than little women on average and most 28 to 40 yr olds say they looked diffrent in high school and college which on average is 16-24,if you could take the world as you know it and took all the brackets from 0 to 25,we would be outnumbered 3 to 1,now if you think about that and you did this test to only a braquet of young women im sure your statement is true,but most women are mothers grandma aun

[KitsuneBozu1]

@dru713281 Vaginas aren't even close to eight inches deep on average. Haha. It's about maybe three inches while not aroused generally, and the cervix can distend to allow as much room as necessary (to a point.)