[瘋電視] 低標相親 布妮法

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觀看字幕請開啟註解功能 (按鈕的樣子是灰色小方塊中間有三角型

布妮法說香草加巧克力還是等於巧克力是指白人跟黑人所生的兒女好像有很大的機率會生出黑皮膚的小孩

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Hi my name is Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifah Jackson What you laughin at?
You see i got a job of my own, so I need a man who can give me nothing u know what Im sayin?
But im lookin for someone who wants to you know take me to special places like the Sizzila or go to movies that we could talk to you know,
not some tired ass brother trying to knock a sisters boots on the first date you know why?
Coz I aint goin down like that, you know what Im sayin?
You must be out of your damn mind if your gonna hit it through the 1st date...Coz i ain't goin out like that
na ah ah ah ah na ahh,
but I am lookin for that special someone you know that I can pamper with like uh oh like backrubs or foot massages u know
coz I will do all that as long as you plan on stickin around you know?
Coz if you like using me to get what you want, then look in my eye, I WILL CUT U DEEP! Ok?
Coz I aint trippin let me tell you somethin I came in this world alone and damn it Im leavin alone so I aint trippin, but you can call me you know what Im sayin?, You white boys can call me too coz as far as Im concern vanilla and Chocolate still make Chocolate.

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[tommyryder99]

電話分機"187",這個號碼在美國代表謀殺案,就是murde­r code,在90年代幫派饒舌歌詞常出現這個字眼,參考之

[yykcw]

1:11那裡是不是說 i will cut ur dick?

[jjaykho]

@yykcw 是 I WILL CUT YOU DEEP!

[kevinttl]

時時樂是真的有, 不避免強翻譯成必勝客.

就算是teco bell我覺得那也就放著比較好.

時時樂跟必勝客的感覺還是差很多, 請盡量終於原意.

[sh355064]

我終於會念她的名字了

[forlovemei]

第一次看布尼法 正常過..



[NeSuNat]

必勝客應該要改成時時樂唷~~~~~~~



[1231231233738]

I WILL CUT U DEEP! Ok? 應該是I WILL CUT YOUR DICK!! 吧??

[miyatasiro]

@yykcw

I will cut you~~ deep?

[miyatasiro]

@yinyin80124

都是同一個人啦..

[bee0955383]

超像原住民的媽媽們!哈哈哈哈

原住民ㄐㄧㄡˋ

[yinyin80124]

這集的布妮法不是同一個人演的

聲音比較低+口音不一樣