Lost in Paradise: 10 Things a Paramedic Shouldn't Say

If you get into an accident, what are the top 10 things you never want a paramedic to say? The Lost in Paradise crew are here to show you what.

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[DevilTrito]

Honestly? Only one made me laugh, and that was number two... but good try... The series would be better if it wasn't such a blow-up-fest.. know what I mean?

[ShadowFox014]

This was made about two years ago, so my writing and editing has greatly improved since then. =P

[NEWdumbich123455432]

STOP YOUR BLEADING IM HUNGRY! lol

[SmashX5000]

"No, I'm not doing anything important." xD

[Lance1972]

"Stop your bleeding I'm hungry! " Best line ever!

[3cheers4Ger]

Uh...YEAH I THINK YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT

[dtringler01]

Yes is there any way I can have that minute and 32 seconds back...

[mymyPikiCa]

Why not to ummmmmmmmm?? We`re screwed.

[waltersobcheck2]

haha. sounds like there are a bunch of shitty emt's here. every call is a test. if you suck at tests then... i suggest raising the pass level to 80% weed out the fuck tards who "have a hard time grasping pt assesment" skills"

this job isnt for everyone.

[ozmaorigrl]

uuuuuummmmmm aren't we allowed to uuummmm?? oh shit! hahahaha

[crazyfrywad]

It was a pain in the ass getting my basic as well. When I took the practical, I aced all of them. Hell my teacher knew that I was a great student but I just suck at tests. To be honest, I think a lot of the questions on the test was just bullshit. Example :what to do if you suspect a suicide attempt isn't really a suicide attempt? Duh, call the cops and try not to disturb anything and remember placement! Good luck to you as well! I plan on going into hazmat at some point =)

[DarkMagik0]

I'll admit getting my Basic cert was difficult as I was having a real hard time understanding the concept off pt assessment. But I needed to pass and get a job to truly understand. I was a basic for 2 years and now I'm an intermediate. I was going to go to paramedic school come February but since its taken me so long to get a job I need more time to gain the exp. So I will go back next fall. Good luck and be safe =D

[crazyfrywad]

Haha you and I both! I've been an EMT for a few months now and I love my job! I sucked grade wise in the classroom but I always aced my practicals.