"The Democrats." - A parody by Hanson and Tornero.

"The Democrats" is a parody made to the tune of "The Monster Mash." Lyrics by Jon Hanson - http://gooddebt.com - and Vince Tornero - http://trueconviction.net. Vocals by "D."

### LYRICS:

I was working in the office late one night
When my eyes beheld such an eerie sight
A huge anti freedom group began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

(chorus 1)
They did the slash
Yes, freedom was slashed
By Democrats
The constitution was trashed
By Democrats
They caught on in a flash
Those Democrats
Yes it was Democrats

From every union hall from west to east
To the Capital Hill where the fat pigs feast
Promises and payoffs went out in droves
They'll do anything to get those votes

They do the slash
Yes, freedom is slashed
By Democrats
The constitution is trashed
By Democrats
They catch on in a flash
Those Democrats
Yes it was The Democrats

The lobbyists were having fun
MoveOn.org had just begun
The guests included George Soros
And Barack Hussein, his most famous son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
NBC on rhythm, backed by the New York Times hounds
The unelected Czars were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Karl Marx Five"

They did the slash
Yes, freedom was slashed
By Democrats
The constitution is trashed
By Democrats
They catch on in a flash
Those Democrats
Yes it was The Democrats

Out from his coffin, Soros' voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Old Marx Twist?"

Now it's the slash
Yes, freedom is slashed
The Democrats
The constitution is trashed
By Democrats
They catch on in a flash
Oh, Democrats
It's The Democrats

Now everything's cool, Soros is a part of their band
And The Democrats think they're the hit of the land
For you, the taxpayer, this slash seems so cruel
Until they decide what healthcare to give you

And you get slashed
Yes, by those Democrats
The Democrats
They think our Constitution's trash
The Democrats
They'll lie in a flash
Those Democrats
Yes it was The Democrats

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• democrats
• parody
• elections
• Obama
• government
• fat pigs
• constitution
• nancy pelosi
• harry reid
• steny hoyer
• politics
• funny
• humorous
• halloween
• monstermash

[Balisticbirch]

the czar part makes no sense since the soviets took the russian government from the czars creating the soviet union