Waka Flocka Flame - No Hands (SPOOF!)

another parody-thingy, hope you guys like it!! and get all the little jokes lol ;)

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This awesomely authentic remake of the beat was made by TheyCallMeProphit, definately check him out!! http://www.youtube.com/TheyCallMeProphit

P.S. The original version was of better quality, but youtube was trippin and dropped the audio, so this is the best i could do



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No hands?
what you want an amputee chick?
that kind of fetish doesn't interest me
nope, not a bit

i understand the booty talk, though it is cliche
but don't know why you want a girl that has to use a damn bidet

go to employment fairs
tryna find a career
but for you there's no hand-job openings here

looking like you want captain hook to be your mister
lookin like you went to second base with a wood chipper

drop it down low, make your booty touch your pumps
lookin like the rain forest, all i see are stumps

go to the donut shop and get your favorite snack, bear claws
my number 1 fan can't even start a round of applause...

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this whole chorus doesnt make any sense
this song is so retarded whys it have so many fans
for some reason everybodies in a trance
it's just one of those things that i will never understand
************

Waka! Waka! Waka!
Jesus dude we know your name!
all you club rapper thugs all the same
don't act like you're bringing something new to the game
cuz you boys aren't shining, y'all just Flame (get it?)

roscoe dash thinks it's gangsta sayin that he's ham?
dude make like jimmy dean and grow a sausage, i'm just sayin

this ain't really a spoof
and ain't really a parody
i'm merely giving clue's, kinda social commentary

bout the wounded state of hip hop
and the dudes making it fester
Soulja, Waka, Rida, Roscoe, Porter and et cetera

It's Special K man, don't forget the name for real
kryptonian Al Gore cuz i'm so super cerial!!

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[party872]

STFU!!!!!! u need 2 stop hatin!! u made this vid a yr ago and only have 39798 views! waka flocka flame made this in a few months and has like 2 millinon views. u r just like tha rest of them white ass,lame,hattin,jelous ppl tht jerks off with a teddy bear or something cuz u anit got tht swag to get a real gurl.SO STOP HATTIN!

[ZZSpecialK]

@party872 sounds like you need a hug bro

[DevonteDavisTV]

@HeadBangerzXL

1st of all it's just a spoof of the song just for laugh and giggles

2nd In my opinion the song no hands is very stupid and pointless

3rd of all the original song no hands is a prime exmaple why rap music has turn a certain way and i don't like it

4th If you don't like it no need to express it and say it sucks or calling him names.

Just do this put a thumbs down or just dont say anything about it.

P.S Special K he's pretty talented maybe your mad cause you cant rap like him.

[BASSAROVER]

your shorts have a vagina, when your sitting on the couch... pretty gross bro

[16dbaxter]

Lol

[yungroo347]

Lmao

[TheJdo66]

Lls toooooo fuunnnnnyyy

[MultiFunnyguy27]

Haha lol funny

[tinypikaful]

this makes me cry it's so funny.

[Moman893]

@94donnyboy i dont get why you people don't understand this kid isn't actually trying to rap, hes just doing spoofs..but yelawolf is nasty i saw him perform at a club a few weeks ago

[Moman893]

@wornmikeg555 haha well some people consider him good, but ill give you that one

[wornmikeg555]

@Moman893 tht was my cousin but jay z sucks