high elephant joke

a joke for the people of earth...

Spoiler alert here is the joke as it was emailed to me:

Greetings from Montenegro,Danny.Here's one for you:

A man comes into a bar,sits and tells to the barman "Give me one beer" with a screeching voice.
"Get out of here,you have a voice of a little girl" says the barmen.
The man then comes to another bar, asking for beer again with his high voice
"No beer for you until you grow up or something" says the barmen.
At the third bar,the same thing happens,so the man goes to a doctor.The doctor tells him to suck a elephant penis,and then he'll have a deep,manly voice.
The man comes to that first bar next day,and says "Give me one beer" ,but now with a deep and scary voice.It worked.He also got beer in the second bar,but in the third,his voice was all girly again.So he comes back home to suck elephants penis again,but he can't find it.After some time,he yells to his wife downstairs: "Wife,where's my elephant penis?"
His wife comes up,with her face all red,and says with a strangely deep voice "Why do you ask me?!"

it sucks,but you'll get views anyways :)




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[RowiezChannel]

Thumbs up if you think Danny deserves A LOT more views than he gets.

[marcu5caramellokoala]

lol, Danny was about to say "Hello and welcome to the Gradualreport" xD

[TheArunbabu]

sucking elephant penis for manly voice oooh

cant stop my laugh

[MegJ108]

The voice at the end was soo sexy.

[TheFyroPyro]

@RowiezChannel This is not his main channel. He gets way more views on his real channel.

[sahmation]

@michielol888 really?



[DeanO9128]

haha that hat switch at 1:25 was smoooth

[michielol888]

I don´t get it...

[GadafiReborn35433]

Omg a dream coming true : to see my joke on Danny's show....and yea,you're the only one that can't read my name :) Cheers

[raleyfish]

3 blondes were walking in the woods and they came across a set of tracks... one blonde said, "look at those cat tracks." the next one said, "no, those are lion tracks." the third one said, "those are definitely fish tracks," right then they got hit by a train...

[SarahFucksMusicXD]

@PyroticAngel14 yeah thats true. i guess its going to take awile to get used to. but ur right! changing isnt bad

[KathleenMaryGaffney]

Two guys walk into a bar. You wouldve thought the second saw it coming..