UNC Law Revue 2011: "Scalia" song

Song about everyone's favorite Supreme Court Justice. A parody of West Side Story's "Maria." Part of the 2011 UNC Law Revue.

Written and performed by Yasir Latifi.

Lyrics:
Oh, Scalia....
(sings)
The most entertaining dissent I ever read
Scalia, Scalia, Scalia
Views legislative history with much dread
Scalia, Scalia, Scalia
Scalia
I've just read an opinion by Scalia
Now the 2nd amendment
Will never be the same
For me!
Scalia
I've just heard an exchange by Scalia
And he believes with purpose
In no habeus corpus
For detainees!
Scalia
His thoughts on Roe are unwav'ring
But he might be okay with gays marrying

Scalia
Equal protection isn't much with Scalia!

Strict constructionist in the legal world to the very end (Pulls out copy of Citizen United case)
But not reallll-yyyyyy.

Category:

Comedy

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