Funny Chinese Rap - Brans Freestyle from CKY

I'm sorry if this song/video offends you because you are Asian (Actually, that's a lie. I dont give a flying fuck if this offends you). I have no disrespect for the race. This video was not made to offend anybody, but to be entertaining. So with that said, do not post any comments about me being racist, biased, predjudice, ect.

*Feb. 11, 2008*
Also, dont criticize this video if you dont have a single decent video on your page. That's kinda rediculous if you say "This vid sucks" when you cant even make a video.....

Im also aware of the "shoot a load on your chin" part. Think about it. Would I really want to put what was implied into the video? No. That's why I used a "gun" instead. I figured it would work well enough as a substitute. Although, even if I could put what the song really meant, Im really not sure if I would have wanted to.


I also want to apologize for the last 35 seconds. They have nothing to do with the video, but we got tired and decided on just throwing in some simple/dumb stuff just to wrap it up.
eh. It worked.

*July 8, 2008*
I need to add 2 more things.

1. This song was created by Brandon DiCamello. He is part of the band CKY.
This is not my song.
I did not create this song.
I did not even help make this song.
I had absolutely nothing to do with the birth of this song.

(Obviously "Brans Freestyle from CKY" isnt enough for some people.)


2. I can understand that you want to trash talk me over youtube so you can look tough and B.A. in front of your buddies. If you are going to do that, then just make sure you can actually put words together so your little "diss" actually makes sense. If you cant do that...then you probably shouldn't be on the computer.
Instead, how about you go watch "Seasame Street."
Then go have a good cry for not being able to spell.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Funny
• Chinese
• Rap
• CKy
• music
• video
• halarious
• not
• racist

[JHgamer101]

Jesus man u r a fucking retard dude i feel stupider insulting a mentally challenge person

[bigdawg81192]

Well... by what I can see from your grammar, I think you might BE mentally challenged. (r u? G, now I feel stupider. wats rong with m3? I seme to b unable to tipe. I think Im picking up sum ov JH's idiocricy.)

[AdzOnerB]

how the fuck is this racists its a song sung by a chinese guy and i dnt see how this video in anyway could be racists to them

[bigdawg81192]

You know what? You propose an extremely valid point.

[evilmagicmonkey]

*i cant be a whore, i cant sleep with just any fish no more. i found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing pike name Trish and together we are gay fish

[bigdawg81192]

You know what?

I agree.

[b1bIs1337]

1* for your arrogance.

[JohnnyBoi66756]

yah stay in that cage bitch!!!!

[apelikemenace]

oh yeah... I didnt see any chinese food cartons used... or chopsticks!?

[apelikemenace]

I like the "tip-toe"... most everything else is off meter or the wrong sentiment... I was waiting to see a little boy embarrased to shit cause you were filming.... Either way, this freestyle stands the test of time.

[Jarwind123]

@AdzOnerB actually its sung by Brandon Dicamillo who is not Chinese...So it is kind of racist. But so what its funny as hell!

[thegangster421]

i liked you fucking gay roflmao

[monkeyluver1231]

the explanation for this video just pisses me off as it is, then there's the fact that you're a complete faggot. just sayin

[nukerman1709]

my eyes are bleeding.. why are you breathing?

[dasnake101]

@chineseboycalljames i thought it said "55" so he showed 2 quarters and a nickle... idk?

[chineseboycalljames]

At :53 it says a dollar -fifty... and you have 3 quarters in your hand...... no matter how awesome this mix is, you've ruined it

[timwins31]

stupidest fucking video known to man. youre a chud dude, you should die.