Rostov Declares: "I'm Sick Of Sucking Married Cock!"

Every tuesday, Rostov can routinely be found prowling Wimbledon Common, accompanied by a gang of middle-aged New Romantics who allegedly once starred in a Visage promo video. Tonight however, Rostov was in a militant mood, possibly owing to a recurring bout of genital warts, and here, preserved on film, is his bilious rant, directed against his coterie of married lovers. Please be aware that we have had to black out the faces of several TV show presenters dressed in sequin-studded thongs cruising in the background to preserve their anonymity.

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[GeorgeRostov]

Between me and you my boy, I do actually have a boyfriend, a butch 61 year old with a fetish for fisting, who spent an inordinate amount of time grooming me when I was a young teenager in preparation for my enrolement into our corybantic cult. Just don't tell him about my extra-marital activities, for I fear the shock would surely cause his pacemaker to short-circuit.

[ffristi]

so your gay?

[NefariousWTF]

I love your work, it's brilliant =]

[TheNuttiest]

Perhaps if you weren't spending your free time cruising for other lonely souls you wouldn't have to suck all that pussy smelling married cock. Hell, that recurring genital wart problem could of easily been thwarted by having a steady nice boyfriend instead of putting your dick into every anus that winks at you at the parks. Just something to think about it. Ciao Mr. Rostov! Don't let the mosquitos bite you in the milk dud!