Michael Savage - High School 1959 vs 2009

HIGH SCHOOL 1959 vs. 2009

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his trucks gun rack.

1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jacks shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1959 - Jeffrey sent to the Principals office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbors car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billys dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billys sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billys mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1959 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2009 - Pedros cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedros English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1959 - Ants die.

2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnnys dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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[JSharmaine]

I was born in 1986, raised in the 90's, and even when I was in school, we didn't have to put up with what kids are going through today in school. Atleast I didn't.

[bl8tmate]

I wished I lived back in the days without the politically correct bullshit!

[twistedyogert]

@JSharmaine I was born in the 90s and grew up in the 2000s. Last year I got put in detention and was even threatened with sexual harassment because I smiled at a girl and said that she looked nice.

[pufflelover1]

Starsandbars, ditto for me.

[Supergungun]

Once again I ask, is now REALLY better than then?

[MrTrueblue00]

Mr. Savage, u need 2 run 4 president. This country has been doomed 4 many a year now. There r too many lard bucket repubs that r still living 2 day. Extinquish all traitor commy repubs right now!!!!

[STARSandBARS1994]

I wish I was alive back then...when real men ran the country :(

[darwincity]

@JSharmaine Good thing I did not go to American Public Schools! Well, I did go to a private school...

[ManagFTW66]

lmao

[jdog2337]

Lol

[GigglinMarley]

@bl8tmate Same here..

[Nashhinton]

I know where he's getting these jokes from. He's getting it from a website about american lawlessness. I cant remember the website though.