THE ULTIMATE STARCRAFT 2 RAP - Nerd Rage

All sc2 videos are from real matches (with the exception of :28), which have made me rage and have inspired me to write this shitty ass song. I used camtasia studio (trial lol) mspaint and a trial of FRAPS- cause I'm a cheap bitch. Please enjoy, and if you're going to troll the comments, I'll have a blast reading them :)

Lyrics:
Dam man I just lost the last 11 of 12 games
Fucking hate this shit

This is a tale of my nerd rage,
every day there's a war I stage,
with every victory comes defeat,
and with each defeat I add to this beat

Back when b.net looked like shit
Just a bunch of text and poor graphics
back when winning was such a synch
back when Kerrigan was still a bitch
Back when sc was a state of mind
Roll out time GOLIATHS ONLINE
Steady , steady shits about to get heavy
Fuck banshees -- NUCLEAR MISSILE READY


Time has passed on its starcraft 2 now, throw away everything you knew now, siege tanks nerfed the games no fun, that's probably cause I've never won

First the protoss fuck these hoes
Shields are too op everyone knows that your gonna go 4 gate mate, just celebrate cause I cant stop that shit, time to /ragequit
How you gonna hate my tanks, thanks, it's the only shit I have against skanks who cheese, bitch please, what I need are some bcs so I can finally succeed

Nothing new just a canon rush
Once again I have been crushed
with every victory comes defeat,
with each defeat I add to this beat


Man I can't be brave if I need 4 bunkers for your first wave, that shits insane
Its pretty sad when I can blame the end of the game to 1 dt, OP?
What's it gonna be man?
I cant stand when hundreds of stalkers is what attacks
Im raging so hard from losing to that
OMG HES WHACKED

You'll just cannon up and fast expand
Mass colossus that shit should be banned
with every victory comes defeat,
with each defeat I add to this beat
- For all your zerg players fuck you too,
I already know what youre fucking gonna do
Fast expand and mass those lings
Morph some banes, man fuck those things
Its pretty fucking sad that I still lose even though I already knew what your gonna do
IM WAITIN ON YOU
Gonna lose anyway so I've already got the booze
C:Why can't a thor just step on a ling?
Something so big should crush that thing
with every victory comes defeat,
with each defeat I add to this beat

It's a 3 port banshee makin it rain I'm bringin the pain, I see you goin insane go complain about how you couldn't grow a brain and get one muta, brah
Zerg always bitch that terran are OP, believe me, building shit aint free, but maybe I'd win if my fast expos cost 300 mins kid

Fungal growth vs my bio ball
Damn I just got mauled
with every victory comes defeat,
and with each defeat I add to this fucking beat

Bitches dont know what its like to lose to a silver when you're a gold. This systems not right when I fight plats and bronzes all night long
What's wrong? In a terran war, gotta be a tank whore which is pretty wack cause I cant attack
turtle vs turtle is quite the hurdle, bitch please, I know you got banshees

Bye bye army I'll see you soon
I should have turtled like that goon
with every victory comes defeat,
and with each defeat I add to this motherfucking beat

Only way to win is to mass banshees skin their minerals thin, cant even do that so I must let this be, its time to fucking call this game gg

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• starcraft 2
• starcraft rap
• nerd rage
• rap
• zerg
• protoss
• terran
• starcraft
• blizzard
• song
• epic

[DeathWish257]

Yo dude this rap kicks some serious ass, though I play protoss I also know what it's like to rage at this game, this video made me rofl and for that I thank you, this was really amazing and I hope to see more videos up soon...

[Ooooolookafishy]

@DeathWish257 Shit man if I keep losing this fucking badly you're gonna see a slew of these raps.

[XPlatinumxXxDesignsX]

Stfu op mules

[MrAwperator]

in every game i keep tank rushin haha

[399oly]

the stagecraft community in a nutshell

nerf the probe it can harvest minerals

[Xadar24]

more people need to know this, great song :D

[DeathWish257]

I laughed so hard from 0:56 - 1:02...lol

[niko123644]

Wow your grapics sucks

[MyMindIsMyWill]

#$#$#$ Sc2 is about as balanced as a plane with 1 wing, Seriously fuck this shit. This game ISNT even close TO BEING BALANCED> Units DONT MATCH UP FOR UNIT. FOR example take the siege tank. The siege tank does siege mode and does so and so damage with range,, Yeah? Then the other 2 races need a siege unit that does the same damage with the same amount of range. This game is fucking wacked with tier one units that beast tier 2-3 units its fucking bs!!!

[FisherCatZ]

good shit but you suck everyone know i am going four Gate duhhhh thats why i am good