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Uploaded on Jul 11, 2011

You boy
What's it like to wet your foot in a cold swimming pool?
What does your voice sound like underwater?
At night?
Can you do the chickenskin swim?
Can you do the chlorine gargoyle?
Can you wriggle like an eel?

I don't know why you'd be proud
Of your 33 hours' lack of need
You're another shut-in freak
Living off the burn of boy's own razzled body
Another cop of instant coffee
Another plastic spoon
Another table routine
I don't know why boy's proud
Of a nicotine hack
What's so fucking clever about that?
You little cunt
Another tube
Another tube of shitpaste
Squeezed out
Squeeze out that brown hairgel squirt
Your fave long tube
Recarving boy hollow
Into the splash
And I really don't know
No idea
I have no fucking idea why boy'd be proud
Of another case of flu
Another running nostril
Another running mouth
And don't just sit there chatting
Nodding amicably
Give me those lights
And stop giggling, chickenskin
Face the feast of powder
Cos I know you'll scream and tell the whole fucking world

So what is it like to put your foot into the cold swimming pool?
What does your voice sound like underwater?
Can you do the chickenskin swim?
Can you do the chlorine gargoyle?
Can you wriggle like an eel?
Come on boy
You're home
Hey chickenskin
You're home
Wriggle like a fucking eel
Wriggle like a fucking eel

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  • musicalrevo

    I think he might, MIGHT be a little angry.

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  • Osthropek

    well, when you pluck a guitar string, it creates a sound. if you choose to bang a cardboard box with a stick it also produces a sound, just a different one. I don't see the difference here to be honest. music has predominately been about rythm and melody during it's existense, and this track has it. It's just an extreme take on it.

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  • XXDarkShadow79XX

    And that's why dubstep exists. Because there are people out there that realize that all sound is music, even if we're not used to it. You go into a rock song expecting a guitar, but you don't go into a dubstep song expecting anything. And that's the art. That's the beauty. You get something that you could never anticipate.

    And it's fucking balls crazy fun to listen to.

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  • supermariolego878

    The only proper instruments to use are a chalk board and cussing.

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  • JBshotJL

    Glad to watch that before bed.

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  • imgoodatthings

    Great video, great song.

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  • misanthropyeternal

    @MarinatedTenderloins Fuck your guitar teacher.

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  • Javier Treviño

    man , this is HARSH

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  • Krate122

    tell the whole fucking world, TELL THE WHOLE FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!

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  • Osthropek

    yea th melody is WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE well gud m8

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  • MarinatedTenderloins

    okay, well i'm not gonna argue with that. Sound does not always equal music. Enjoy whatever sounds you want. and there is no melody in this song, and if that's seriously what you think, your ears are retarded.

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  • MarinatedTenderloins

    i keep coming back because I keep getting responses, and keep responding. pretty simple, really.

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