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Published on May 15, 2012

A short video from @SoccerGrlProbs....

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**Sh*t Soccer Girls Say Part II is COMING OUT SHORTLY!!**


Scene 1:
"So, you ever try defense before?"
"I don't give a flying f*** if you've ever played defense before. You're gonna get your little ass next to Katie and you better f***ing pray to God that they don't score on you. Ok? Bye"

Scene 2:
"Ladies, make sure you guys have your shinguards on, okay?"
"Make sure you have your shinguards on, because I expect you to be kicking the shit out of each other"

Scene 3:
"Alright ladies, for the halftime talk, we're just gonna meet in the shade."
"Alright, I'm gonna get you guys away from your f***ing parents so I can verbally abuse you and rip you guys a new a**hole."

Scene 4:
"Ref are you f***ing kidding me right now? No really though, are you f***ing serious?"
"Alright, I'm yelling...and for no f***ing reason...I get it, you're right....that was a good call...it's just....Kasey's f***ing mom keeps getting mad at me...Soooo, keep doing what you're doing...that was really good."

Scene 5:
"Girls, bring your sneakers to practice tomorrow"
"Oh my god it is SO track time. They are going to throw everything up"

Scene 6:
"Guys! I washed the pinnies! Aren't you proud?"
"Guys! It rained last night."

Scene 7:
"Ladies, five more minutes of hard work and we're done."
"We're gonna go for another 20 minutes...and then sprints."

Scene 8:
"If you seriously don't want to be here, there's the door. Byeee"
"If you try to leave....I'll f***ing kill you."

Scene 9:
"How's your ankle feeling? I don't want you to push it too hard."
"I don't really give a f*** how your ankle feels, you're gonna suck it up and get your ass back in the game. You gonna cry? Don't cry, come on."

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