Venetian Snares- Welfare Wednesday

Buy this here: http://www.planet.mu/discography/TIMESIG001

Hey, look what got released.

Feel free to post your favorite quotes in this song. I'm partial to driving one's car and putting orange juice in your punani (how the fuck is that supposed to be spelled?).

Here's the entire lyrics to the song, which took awhile to figure out. If anyone knows the question marked one, feel free to comment, the rest I know are correct.

"Anal, anal
anal, anal

Making a lasagna, in your punani
Impressive Mustaches, in your punani
Mike Paradinas, in your punani
Intellivision Basketball, in your punani
He-Man and Skeletor, in your punani
Producing dubstep records, in your punani
Undergoing plastic surgery, in your punani
Pretending I'm from London, in your punani
???? and ????ris(?), in your punani
Helen Grocery, in your punani
Grilling a Panini, in your punani
Lucky Koi Express, in your punani
Langside and Furby, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Selling crystal meth, in your punani
I want to cash my check, in your punani
Wearing leather jackets, in your punani
Driving my car, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Furby and Langside,
I want to put orange juice, in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani

Anal intercourse, in your punani
Anal intercourse, in your punani (ee sound lasts)

Anal intercourse, in your punani x4 (ee sound gated)

Wearing leather jackets, in your punani
Driving my car, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Furby and Langside, in your punani
I want to put orange juice, in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani

Making a lasagna, in your punani
Impressive Mustaches, in your punani
Mike Paradinas, in your punani
Intellivision Basketball, in your punani
I want to put orange juice, in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani

Anal, anal
Anal, anal
Anal, anal
Anal, anal"

http://www.planet.mu/discography/TIMESIG001

1. Posers And Camera Phones
2. Cadaverous
3. Aaron2
4. Who Wants Cake?
5. Welfare Wednesday
6. Ultraviolent Junglist
7. Goodbye9/Hello10
8. Sound Burglar
9. Hajnal2
10. My So-Called Life

And now, some copy/paste from the Planet.mu website.

"Introducing "Timesig", Aaron Funk's new label

"My So-Called Life" is the first release on my brand new record label Timesig. The majority of these tracks were made quite quickly, in a day or 2 each. These are the ones I feel closest to, I can listen to one of these 10 tracks and remember that day exactly, all that I was feeling, just where my head was at, whether it was a good memory, a laugh, something that was bugging me or something bumming me out. Listening brings me back to that day, whereas hearing some of my other albums brings me back to some period in my life in general. I was explaining to a friend the other day, it was more like a collection of short stories than a novel for me. Diary entries he said, and they really are, pockets of inspiration realized within a day. For me it is remote viewing my own memories with clearer and clearer mind binoculars. All important pieces in my puzzle, this kind of filing system I have that sits outside my cognitive filing yet is clear in this system. Of course all of this probably means nothing to you but you have to write something in these things so when you send out promos nobody has to think of anything thoughtful to say about it themselves. Usually I write a bunch of preposterous shit to poke fun at that whole process but I didn't feel like that today. Maybe tomorrow I will."

Category:

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Tags:

• Venetian
• Snares
• Welfare
• Wednesday
• My
• So-Called
• Life
• Planet-Mu
• Records
• Aaron
• Funk

[StadiumHot]

It's Producing Dubstep Records, in your punani. not lots of records.

It's Heroin Grocery, not Helen Grocery.

Also Lucky Koi Express, not co express, which does sound similar.

The '???? and Harris(?), in your punani' one is the only one I cannot figure out. It's not 'and harris', sounds nothing like that.

[Xyrofen]

@StadiumHot

Yeah, for the first one.

It's definitely Helen Grocery, considering there's such a thing in Winnipeg and there's a distinct L sound (I pitched it up in Traktor).

Yeah, I hear the "koi" over "co" now too.

There's some "riss" sound in it. :x I can't hear the rest of it very well either though.

[FlaPanther33781]

@Xyrofen - wouldn't it be "Never write a check your ass can't cash in your punani"?

[Xyrofen]

@FlaPanther33781 If you like parallelism, sure.

[koplabeeno]

I want to cash my check in your punani is the most vulgar.

I like that one best!

[Xyrofen]

@koplabeeno never cash a check your punani can't catch.

[GabberCentrafuge]

wtf did i just listen to????

[Jagrofez]

I want to put orange juice in your punani

Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani

Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani

Chef Boyardee, in your punani

Anal, anal!

Anal, anal!

Anal, anal!

[Jagrofez]

Wearing leather jackets, in your punani Driving my car, in your punani Welfare Wednesday, in your punani Victorian Langside, in your punani I want to put orange juice, in your punani Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani Chef Boyardee, in your punani Baking a lasagne, in your punani Impressive moustaches, in your punani Mike Paradinas, in your punani Intellivision basketball, in your punani

[Jagrofez]

Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani

Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani

Chef Boyardee, in your punani

Anal intercourse in your punani

Anal intercourse in your punani... yeaaaaaaaaaah...

Anal intercourse in your punani

Anal intercourse in your punani

Anal intercourse in your punani

Anal intercourse in your punani-i-i-i-i-i-i-a-a-a-a-a-a­-e-e-e-a-a-a-a...

[Jagrofez]

Lucky Koi Express, in your punani Victorian Langside in your punani Welfare Wednesday, in your punani Selling crystal meth, in your punani I want to cash my cheque, in your punani Wearing leather jackets, in your punani Driving my car, in your punani Welfare Wednesday, in your punani Victorian Langside, in your punani I want to put orange juice in your punani

[Jagrofez]

Anal, anal! Anal, anal! Baking a lasagne, in your punani Impressive moustaches, in your punani Mike Paradinas, in your punani Intellivision basketball, in your punani He-Man and Skeletor in your punani Producing dubstep records, in your punani Undergoing plastic surgery, in your punani Pretending I'm from London, in your punani ----------------, in your punani St. Helen's grocery, in your punani Grilling a panini, in your poonani

[bearblock]

sounds like a recipe for a yeast infection

[Kagetan1233]

hahahA I CAN'T 

[StadiumHot]

@Xyrofen

Definitely sounds like Heroin, it is 3 syllables. Unless he is saying 'he.. eh.. len'. but I highly doubt that.

As for the hardest one, it sounds a lot like 'formerly hairy [something] fupa'. Cannot put my finger on it.

[StadiumHot]

oh I just saw top comments after I posted, you figured Lucky Koi out already =p